Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster

Stunned to the core. Incredulous at how incredibly tacky Lauren Sanchez makes designer clothes look. This is a tribal moment, because everyone is on the same page. Coming to the communal conclusion separately, rejoicing that we’re at our agreement regarding her Paris Fashion Week debut. A fucking mess. Women wear the clothes. That’s the lesson here.

Anna Wintour looks chic, while Lauren desecrates designer. She really does make everything look like SHEIN (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). I would NOT put my name on this if I were Law Roach, not a good look. Fashion isn’t for everyone, money can’t buy style, elegance, or class and the Bezos’s prove it. Which outfit was your favorite from this shit show? Via: Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair & This Is Money

Julia Fox Is Kim Kardashian’s Sun

Julia Fox lives in Kim Kardashian’s head rent free. Kimberly’s entire acting career is driven by her obsession and deep rooted hatred for Julia, her number one enemy. After pointing out sister Kourtney Kardashian chose Miss Fox for her Lemme campaign, because she’s the better actress, Kimberly made sure to follow suit (read Kourtney Kardashian Hires Sister’s Nemesis).

From the previews on my explore page, Kim told Kourtney she didn’t care if she collaborated with Julia. Cut to her doing a Lemme Colostrum role. Girl…

This talentless, child trafficking, satanic family made sure to pay spineless Law Roach to cut ties with Julia Fox. Uncle Tom for the right price much? Then worked to get him a judge spot on Project Runway to stop the success of OMG Fashun! (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me). I say replace him.

Subsequently trite Kim hires legit actresses to carry her career for All’s Fair, but that’s not how acting works you soulless succubus. It comes from within. Possessing skills wasn’t a part of Kekel Kardashian’s deal with the Devil. Surrounding herself with top tier thespians only highlights how dreadful parasitic Kim’s acting is (read All’s Fair When You Launder Money).

Mick Jagger, aka Satan, their powerless false god doesn’t like them, and neither do I. Everyone aligned with them will burn first. I don’t know which of us collects you faster. I promise idgaf about any of you. Enjoy this time. Hubris won’t be tolerated. Via: WWD

Kim Kardashian Copies Julia Fox

Let’s keep it a buck one hundred, Kim Kardashian started acting to best Julia Fox. Once upon a time Kimberly dabbled, quitting upon realizing she’s not talented. Lo and behold Kanye West handpicks her nemesis, from this very blog, and the gloves are off. Competitive Kimberly suddenly has the acting bug. SMH.

Unfortunately for her Julia Fox is superior, at acting and fashion (read Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives). Resilient, Julia Fox is getting better and better at the craft, to everyone’s shock. Miss Fox is a better host, I love her fashion show with Law Roach (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me). She’s fucking funny.

If Miss Fox isn’t the better actress, why did Kimberly’s own flesh and blood choose her for a campaign (read Kourtney Kardashian Hires Sister’s Nemesis)? Will Kimberly ever stop putting her foot on this girl’s neck? The rivalry is historic, it’s giving 80’s “Dynasty”. Via: TMZ

Updated: 8/23/2025 7:28am

Law Roach For Numéro Magazine

Slay bitch! Selective celebrity stylist Law Roach looks major in this shoot. It’s giving glamour, versatility and somehow a tender vulnerability. THIS is how you model entitled nepo-babies. Tell us a story, face and body. Captive us, leave the imagination reeling. Side note: We need more designers Law, most are due to the Devil & will drop like flies. I hope you and Julia Fox are bringing us season two of OMG Fashun. Which look is your favorite? Via: TheLux_Tribe

Self-Care Tip: Check Bitches

…Because you’re wearing it.

Once Law Roach told that OMG Fashun! contestant they looked like “a lady of the night going to coronation,” I knew he too learned from mother. Not all mothers are good to their children, but they’ve raised you and it shows. Despite constantly aiding in defaming me, I wouldn’t be nearly as good at dragging people without Naomi Campbell, she raised generations.

You bitches didn’t check your lipstick before coming for me. Sometimes self-care is setting boundaries by giving the same energy you receive. Stop prioritizing yourself last; letting people live in delusion and shitty behavior at your expense means you need to learn self-love. Takers take, how else will they learn if you continuously enable them? Personally, I’ve learned to do a 3 strike max. Who do you need to put in their place? Via: Literally.Iconic

Updated: 8/4/2024 11:26pm

Donyale Luna Gets Her Due

Growing up I felt I was not of this time, that I was from the bygone era’s of the 60’s and 70’s. I was meant to be a groupie, with the band, dating Mick Jagger (ha did that), consuming copious amounts of drugs with art icons of all fields. Gripped by obsession of mingling with the greats, I delved into the counterculture, gaining what I now realize is an esoteric knowledge for someone my age. I don’t confuse stars with spectacles (I don’t affiliate with people who do, I’m a goddess, standards, levels).
At some point I came across this ethereal creature, the only black model walking a show. Upon finding her name in the caption I began researching her, Donyale Luna. There she was again at The Rolling Stones Rock N’ Roll Circus (side note what the band did for her after she was rejected, is why I idolized the Stones, and Jagger’s kids are an embarrassment to him), I stayed up watching a late broadcast on some cable channel as a teen. It was magnificent, the hair on Mick Jagger, Donyale standing behind him just as beautiful, topless, taming tigers. She was it. I couldn’t get enough of her, except there weren’t that many photos. She was practically erased from history. Finding new ones was a rarity I delighted in. Those too stopped, until Zendaya and stylist Law Roach resurrected her, thanks to my blog.

As I said, everyone who’s anyone reads this blog. Out of all the things to come from it, this touched me the most. I wrote this piece Supermodel 101: Donyale Luna on March 19th 2020. Reporting facts is important to me. Beverly Johnson gets all this credit when Donyale was the pioneer. This obscure, otherworldly being you wouldn’t know existed, unless you were extremely cultured and art obsessed. Giving her due was a necessity. Eight month after I wrote my article about this forgotten star, Queen Z and Law paid tribute, recreating her photos on November 19th 2020.

I couldn’t believe it. Gobsmacked, I was gobsmacked. These were the early days of Saint Twenty, the covid shutdown had them not only reading my work, but inspired by it. I was honored. Unlike with Hailey Bieber, who along with the other racists and Uncle Tom’s, thought it ok to bully me, then copy my personality and work. Read Hailey Bieber Copied My Post. Don’t take from me if you’re on some appropriation, hate crime shit. That’s when we have a problem.

Watching the doc this weekend I wept deeply; Donyale’s story was finally being told.
It was being told because three black people- Zendaya, Law and I, revere our ancestors. All the abuse they endured for us to be free, to prosper beyond their wildest dreams, giving their contributions light, and not allowing their sacrifices to be in vain. Our ancestors lived and died in hatred and oppression, they did hard things to be our stepping stones, so we can have what they never got to experience. We owe them everything.
Donyale wished to be a blonde hair, blue eyed woman, because society told her that’s the only acceptable beauty. They punished her for not being it. Treated her subhuman for it. Taught her, reinforced in her, that black isn’t beautiful. Blonde and blue eyed was the only thing worth being. You have no value, because you aren’t white. The subtext of her wish is to be seen as human and treated fairly. If she possessed these aryan features she’d be seen for her immense talent. Instead of being continuously rejected from American Vogue, for being a n*gg*r.

I will never take my foot off your necks. White supremacy will not be tolerated by I, the only divine. Donyale Luna was gorgeous the way she was, as was Lil Kim. Black is beautiful, which is why you appropriate our shit, from music, to facial features with your lip fillers, our bodies, our style, from hair to clothes. We are the culture. And me, a divine, I’m your karma. It always comes. You will pay for the hate you give. Zendaya, Law, I love you. Thank you.Via: HBO, People & Duchess International Magazine