ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Julia Fox was made for fashion. Even giving the same pose in different looks, she serves. Her dedication in front of and behind the camera to the industry is impeccable. This is how you do it. Kimberly take notes (you too nepo models, ahem KenGi). Sorry not sorry but I was right, Julia’s better at it (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me). She makes it look effortless. Which photo is your favorite? Photographer: Petros Koy
Some people are just naturals at modeling, Julez Smith is one of them. Solange Knowles son is incredibly handsome. He’s serving body, he’s serving face, he has the height, the facial structure and the clothes look impeccable on him. How long has he been doing this and he’s already superior to Kendall Jenner, Gigi & Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Lila Moss etc..get a fucking grip ladies.
Overall the nepo male models, like Romeo Beckham, surpass their female counterparts. Learn from them or go home Roger. We’re sick of you and the glamour magic. Via: Pause Online
The Hamlin sisters did not come to play. Delilah Belle and Amelia Gray Hamlin are getting their modeling legs and they’re already strutting over you nepo bitches. I can tell when someone puts in the effort, the work, practice to perfect their craft. The multitude of facial expressions is working little legends in the making. All they need to do is up the confidence, exude it, you’re that bitch. If you’re going to punch, punch with your full body Delilah, expand, hit those angles like architecture. Don’t shy away from the pose. Take control of the shoot, because we can see the moments of insecurity. P.S that haircut was a phenomenal choice, taking her from commercial to editorial. Forever stunned and couldn’t be prouder of these two for their persistence, especially when a Goddess chews you out publicly. It’s paying off. Keep going. Via: Missoni, Homme Girls, Vogue, Mixte Magazine, Morelli Brothers & Vogue Espana
Stunned to the core. I’m literally gagging, never thought I’d see the day Delilah and Amelia Hamlin were the best nepo models in the fucking game. Incredulous. Speechless. Shooketh. I completely gave up on them, removing them from this year’s report card altogether (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2025). Oh henny, they’re definitely on the upcoming list. This Fellini Underground shoot is major.
I’m incredibly proud of them. This is what happens when you take constructive criticism and put in the fucking work, take note Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Two lazy, entitled messes, with no facial structure. No wonder Kris Jenner use to block these two from getting gigs. Lisa Rinna did that sweetie. I love seeing people persevere, rise from a fall, and let the hard hits fortify their character. It takes humility and diligence. Another feature of them is coming, because I want everyone to understand it’s not just the outlandish make up, this is serious business, a rise. Yes, yes. Make me eat my words by displaying progress. Brava, Brava. Which photo is your favorite? Via: Lisa Rinna & VMagazine
Here you have Linda Evangelista modeling for Gianni Versace (the talented one in that family). Showing us with that chiseled, stunning face, and posed elongated body, how to tell a fucking story. That’s what a supermodel does. Nepo-models, as you can see by Kendall Jenner’s subpar work, are not supermodels. They never will be.
Kendall, like all nepo-models I’ve seen, doesn’t put in any work, she’s not hungry for it. She doesn’t need to be, as supermodel Vittoria Ceretti explained (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Modeling isn’t life or death for her, nor her family. It’s not a passion, just a perk for the entitled, talentless spawn of so and so. Making the artistry of the industry a joke.
Kendall, Hailey Bieber and Gigi Hadid, to name a few, believe we’re lucky she showed up (read Negligence Is The New Black). Proceeding with that Pillsbury Doughboy face, to give the bare fucking minimum. Using her Illuminati and satanic family ties, along with black magic, she forces her delusions of divine beauty onto the public. She clearly comes from the Cynthia Bailey school of modeling (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). All these personality disordered brats want is to be crowned the most beautiful women in the world. You’re not. You earned nothing. Welcome to reality. You aren’t going to ruin my Athenian age with your shit looks and work. Trust. Via: Tribute Gianni Versace & Jacquemus
Leonardo DiCaprio’s commitment as a gatekeeper of art is slowly putting him in my favor again. Maintaining the divinity of beauty by refusing to allow uggo Melanie Hamrick on his boat (read Melanie Hamrick Can’t Hang With DiCaprio) and ditching nepo-baby Gigi Hadid for a real model. Vittoria Ceretti is what Kendall Jenner wishes she looked like, white supremacist, Pillsbury Doughboy bitch (read Negligence Is The New Black). I’m elated I get to correct history, your legacy will be the truth. You’ll be known as nothing more than the greatest satanic witches there were, that’s all folks. Not a supermodel (you’re certainly not that), not a business mogul, not talented.
Vittoria is a full package, gorgeous and smart as her 2022 commentary displays. 
You didn’t work for it, you’re still horrific at it and you’re forcing it on us. Im say this to say not only are nepo-baby grades coming, but so are the side by sides illustrating how awful these entitled fake models are. If I have to watch Georgia May Jagger jut out that big face, to give us a dead fish stare one more time. I canttttttttttt. Talent isn’t hereditary, you guys aren’t it and never will be. Via: Vittoria C Argentina & Diet_Prada
Having cheekbones is a pre-requisite of being a model, sorry not sorry, Cynthia Bailey doesn’t get points for that. Not only is she bad at being a housewife with her boring ass, she’s a horrific model. I’m being nicer than the model agents I grew up with, trust henny. Whatever it is, you don’t have it, not for modeling, not for television. Everything about you is mid, mediocre.
Look at Naomi, look at you. That’s why she’s a supermodel and you’re commercial at best.
What the fuck are you actually doing? You’re not serving face. You’re not giving body. I don’t know why you woke up that day. You gave us nothing. As usual. Then you carried this delusion. You didn’t think it odd Naomi & Kate Moss, long time friends of Mick Jagger, weren’t at his party, but you got an invite…You and Sutton Stracke, who haven’t given an iconic moment and can’t if your lives depended on it, were invited. That should show you how low the bar was set, this man has clearly fallen from grace. A prelude to me exposing you bitches. You will always be the joke you are. PS YOU NEPO BABY BITCHES LOOK LIKE CYNTHIA, I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY. I’M GONNA START DOING SIDE BY SIDES. Via: Vogue & Harper’s Bazaar