Bad Bunny Super Bowl Request

Play “Titi Me Pregunto” at the Super Bowl and I’ll make it worth your while. Knowing one of my favorite songs is upsetting dirty whites makes me ebullient, that’s the joy I get from this. I’ll even forgive Bad Bunny this dalliance with Kendall Pillsbury Doughboy Jenner, which started with me (read Kendall Jenner Is A Stalker Troll). And people wonder why I don’t like the talentless, gutter, succubus, evil, trite Kardashian Jenner’s, who I have big plans for in hell. Keep the same energy, because I’m gonna FUCK you up. Better be earning time, because your lives depend on it and I’m not nice.

It’s always flavorless chicken hoes who have so much to say. Karen’s: Erika Kirk, Danica Patrick and Tomi Lahren couldn’t catch the beat to save their lives. Nobody wants to party with you basic white, hateful inbred bitches. You won’t be missed and we don’t care. Newsflash- Puerto Ricans are American. Retake geography and history classes, I loathe stupidity. Via: NME

Updated: 10/29/2025 10:56pm

Linda Evangelista Over Kendall Jenner

Here you have Linda Evangelista modeling for Gianni Versace (the talented one in that family). Showing us with that chiseled, stunning face, and posed elongated body, how to tell a fucking story. That’s what a supermodel does. Nepo-models, as you can see by Kendall Jenner’s subpar work, are not supermodels. They never will be.

Kendall, like all nepo-models I’ve seen, doesn’t put in any work, she’s not hungry for it. She doesn’t need to be, as supermodel Vittoria Ceretti explained (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Modeling isn’t life or death for her, nor her family. It’s not a passion, just a perk for the entitled, talentless spawn of so and so. Making the artistry of the industry a joke.
Kendall, Hailey Bieber and Gigi Hadid, to name a few, believe we’re lucky she showed up (read Negligence Is The New Black). Proceeding with that Pillsbury Doughboy face, to give the bare fucking minimum. Using her Illuminati and satanic family ties, along with black magic, she forces her delusions of divine beauty onto the public. She clearly comes from the Cynthia Bailey school of modeling (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). All these personality disordered brats want is to be crowned the most beautiful women in the world. You’re not. You earned nothing. Welcome to reality. You aren’t going to ruin my Athenian age with your shit looks and work. Trust. Via: Tribute Gianni Versace & Jacquemus

Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel

Leonardo DiCaprio’s commitment as a gatekeeper of art is slowly putting him in my favor again. Maintaining the divinity of beauty by refusing to allow uggo Melanie Hamrick on his boat (read Melanie Hamrick Can’t Hang With DiCaprio) and ditching nepo-baby Gigi Hadid for a real model. Vittoria Ceretti is what Kendall Jenner wishes she looked like, white supremacist, Pillsbury Doughboy bitch (read Negligence Is The New Black). I’m elated I get to correct history, your legacy will be the truth. You’ll be known as nothing more than the greatest satanic witches there were, that’s all folks. Not a supermodel (you’re certainly not that), not a business mogul, not talented.

Vittoria is a full package, gorgeous and smart as her 2022 commentary displays. 

You didn’t work for it, you’re still horrific at it and you’re forcing it on us. Im say this to say not only are nepo-baby grades coming, but so are the side by sides illustrating how awful these entitled fake models are. If I have to watch Georgia May Jagger jut out that big face, to give us a dead fish stare one more time. I canttttttttttt. Talent isn’t hereditary, you guys aren’t it and never will be. Via: Vittoria C Argentina & Diet_Prada