ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
We’re in that transitional time of year where you don’t know wtf to wear. The weather oscillating between hot and cold within an hour can leave one putting together outfits like Christy Turlington’s. Remember layers are your friend and prevent you from getting sick. Via: Fashionista6373
Here you have Linda Evangelista modeling for Gianni Versace (the talented one in that family). Showing us with that chiseled, stunning face, and posed elongated body, how to tell a fucking story. That’s what a supermodel does. Nepo-models, as you can see by Kendall Jenner’s subpar work, are not supermodels. They never will be.
Kendall, like all nepo-models I’ve seen, doesn’t put in any work, she’s not hungry for it. She doesn’t need to be, as supermodel Vittoria Ceretti explained (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Modeling isn’t life or death for her, nor her family. It’s not a passion, just a perk for the entitled, talentless spawn of so and so. Making the artistry of the industry a joke.
Kendall, Hailey Bieber and Gigi Hadid, to name a few, believe we’re lucky she showed up (read Negligence Is The New Black). Proceeding with that Pillsbury Doughboy face, to give the bare fucking minimum. Using her Illuminati and satanic family ties, along with black magic, she forces her delusions of divine beauty onto the public. She clearly comes from the Cynthia Bailey school of modeling (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). All these personality disordered brats want is to be crowned the most beautiful women in the world. You’re not. You earned nothing. Welcome to reality. You aren’t going to ruin my Athenian age with your shit looks and work. Trust. Via: Tribute Gianni Versace & Jacquemus
Coined by legendary photographer Steven Meisel, The Trinity is composed of Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Linda Evangelista. The three were considered the Holy Grail of supermodels during it’s most iconic period, from the 80’s to the 90’s. An epoch of the profession that is immortalized and unmatched. Natural beauties that set the bar for all who came after. ICONIC. Which Trinity member is your weekend spirit animal? Photos: Peter Lindbergh, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington & Flawless Aesthetics
You wish this legend a happy birthday. Heading into the weekend optimistic, filled with joy and still alleviating stress with a cute drink. Be grateful for every new day met, nothing is promised. Getting older is a gift you get if you’re fortunate enough. Via: Glamour UK
Few people have experienced such loss as Naomi Campbell. Working with every major fashion house from the 80’s on, she’s had to suffer through the suicide of Alexander McQueen, the murder of Gianni Versace and the death of Azzedine Alaia (tips of the icebergs). Still she’s endured. This woman taught me how to drag people to the library to get read. Her career is nothing short of iconic, 1/3 of “The Trinity” (which will get a tribute later), in countless music videos from Michael Jackson, Jay-Z, Madonna to George Michaels, her infamous feud with fellow supermodel Tyra Banks, the level of major she’s been in court (this fee is an insult to my wealth… I really don’t want to be here right now, but I’m forced to be so…), that model competition show where she read that girl to tears and the other judges, just an astounding career from a formidable woman. She can throw a phone at me anytime. Naomi Campbell’s walk is so acclaimed that even her falls (Vivienne Westwood) are major. Thank you for showing us how to kill the game. What I’ve learned from her the most, is know your worth and put people in their place if they try you. Photos: Naomi’s Insta