ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Personally, I need seasons for disciplinary purposes. Never one to turn down a beach day, I’d literally get NOTHING done if the weather were sunny all the time. Also I’m a witch and native New Yorker. Fashion calls. You can’t serve looks like these without cold weather. What’s your favorite way to stunt style wise during winter? Via: 1995Esque
A narcissist that is. That big ass hammerhead matches her deluded ego. Based on its dimensions I know the Almighty pulled her together last minute, because that beauty didn’t transfer down. Linda Evangelista’s did though, karma. Google that mess, hint: the age difference and treatment of their children. It’s just another example of Salma Hayek’s personality disorder, the need to prove the world revolves around her. She’s one of the most vile, egotistical, ignoble, attention seeking people I’ve ever come across. This is a follow up from my Instagram post about her fyi, Saint_Twenty. She doesn’t know her place, so I have to remind her. An amuse-bouche to her upcoming articles. Like can you believe this shit? “Everyone thinks I’m beautiful, but I’m not even trying, imagine if I tried…”blah, blah, blah, bitch. You mean the nose job and multiple breast surgeries were effortless? Girl byeeeee. The boob job was smart, otherwise the weight distribution of her head to the rest of her body would make no sense, detracting from her beauty.
No wonder satanic Salma Hayek is apart of the killer Kardashian Jenner West coven, she orchestrated Matthew Perry’s black magic murder. Look how your secrets come out when you disrespect not just one divine, but two, Sebastian Stan (read Sebastian Stan Saved My Life). Had it not been for his highly intelligent fan base I wouldn’t have paid any attention to CAA, especially husband Francois Henri Pinault’s acquisition, one they’ve used to abuse and coerce others to do their bidding. If you can’t win an Oscar, or any other prestigious award, attain power via your billionaire husband and bully everyone. Too bad you pulled up on Athena. I’m not a bitch to try, but she was too arrogant, too stupid to see that despite the legal evidence. This is why conglomerations are to be regulated, or dismantled entirely. Modern day robber barons. I’m gonna learn y’all. Salma Hayek wanted my attention soooooo bad, careful what you wish for, now you have it. Enjoy your time xoxo Athena. Via: The Cut
Here you have Linda Evangelista modeling for Gianni Versace (the talented one in that family). Showing us with that chiseled, stunning face, and posed elongated body, how to tell a fucking story. That’s what a supermodel does. Nepo-models, as you can see by Kendall Jenner’s subpar work, are not supermodels. They never will be.
Kendall, like all nepo-models I’ve seen, doesn’t put in any work, she’s not hungry for it. She doesn’t need to be, as supermodel Vittoria Ceretti explained (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Modeling isn’t life or death for her, nor her family. It’s not a passion, just a perk for the entitled, talentless spawn of so and so. Making the artistry of the industry a joke.
Kendall, Hailey Bieber and Gigi Hadid, to name a few, believe we’re lucky she showed up (read Negligence Is The New Black). Proceeding with that Pillsbury Doughboy face, to give the bare fucking minimum. Using her Illuminati and satanic family ties, along with black magic, she forces her delusions of divine beauty onto the public. She clearly comes from the Cynthia Bailey school of modeling (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). All these personality disordered brats want is to be crowned the most beautiful women in the world. You’re not. You earned nothing. Welcome to reality. You aren’t going to ruin my Athenian age with your shit looks and work. Trust. Via: Tribute Gianni Versace & Jacquemus
Extravagance only! Give us glamour, give us Marge Simpson, tell me my fortune at a Truman Capote party. Sophia has entered twice, is it fair? Is she cheating? We’ll allow it, she came to play. And the winner is? Via: David Bailey, Fault Magazine, Richard Avedon & Adeline Style
Coined by legendary photographer Steven Meisel, The Trinity is composed of Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Linda Evangelista. The three were considered the Holy Grail of supermodels during it’s most iconic period, from the 80’s to the 90’s. An epoch of the profession that is immortalized and unmatched. Natural beauties that set the bar for all who came after. ICONIC. Which Trinity member is your weekend spirit animal? Photos: Peter Lindbergh, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington & Flawless Aesthetics
Babe its the weekend, pop champagne and play as hard as you worked.
RIP Peter Lindbergh the German photographer who captured the rise of the 90’s supermodel (the most prolific era of modeling EVER). “This should be the responsibility of photographers today; to free women, and finally everyone, from the terror of youth and perfection.”