Me walking into my enemies funerals, verifying they’re dead and burning in hell, then leaving. Sated. Idgaf about none of you. Via: Yasmeen_Ghauri
Mood: Angel Of Death For The Opps
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Dream Phone Was That Girl
The way you couldn’t tell me NOTHING about this game, pink phone and all. I loved me some Dream Phone. At some point it got a little redundant, but I played until I couldn’t play anymore. Love me a board game. Raise your hand if you had this. Via: Nerdy.Girl.Vintage
Christy Turlington By Patrick Demarchelier
This is how you model. LEARN FROM THIS, nepo-babies. Lord knows y’all don’t have the face card and barely the height to carry the torch of supermodels past. Let alone qualified for the title. They simply don’t make them like that anymore and if they do, they’re getting energy siphoned and wielded against them (read Kendall Jenner Needed Glamour Magic). There are levels. The new class will go down as the worst period in the industry to ever do it. Photographer: Patrick Demarchelier
Chanel Thomass Fashion Week 95
Personally, I need seasons for disciplinary purposes. Never one to turn down a beach day, I’d literally get NOTHING done if the weather were sunny all the time. Also I’m a witch and native New Yorker. Fashion calls. You can’t serve looks like these without cold weather. What’s your favorite way to stunt style wise during winter? Via: 1995Esque
Category Is: Kidada Jones 90’s Hairstyles
It’s the weekend which 90‘s coiffure are you rocking to hit the tow or go on date?
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Back In My Day Cellphone Edition
Someone in the comments asked if this was real, yes little one it was. Phone companies mattered then, if you had the same one you could call anytime for free. I explained. If your uncharged calls started after seven instead of nine you were lit. We had to coordinate for the aforementioned reasons, looking for the overlap. Ranking came into play at some point, as your top five could receive unlimited text no charge. Nostalgia.
Although the innocuous question made me feel archaic, reminding me I watched the birth of technology, I feel no shame. I love being a millennial. Life back then was complicated, yet simple. There was more connectivity between people pre social media. What color was your Razor phone? Via: 90s.Talgic
Jenny Holzer Isn’t Dated
These 90’s “Truisms” by Jenny Holzer are apt af right now. Kurt Cobain was a real one, that’s why misogynist Mick Jagger killed him (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). It’s refreshing to see Cobain intentionally standing in front of a sign calling out the abuse of women, by these boy’s masquerading as men.
I look around and all I see are eunuch bitches following after a false god. Who humiliated himself when the rituals didn’t work, because I took their abilities as a true Divine. French State Banquet didn’t go as planned huh? The Illuminati, celebrities, tech, and world leaders who follow after this micro penis poser, hiding their true motives, are clowns. Go put your clown makeup on freaks. Via: NatSpectacular & NewYork1990s
Favorite 90’s Couple: Black History Edition
An important question for Black History Month, one I’ve ruminated over for years. I’m not even joking, I screenshot this in 2022 and finally have my answer. It was between options C&D for me, because A&B did nothing but waste your time 1995. Don’t even get me started on Nia Long & Will Smith, just don’t.
While Sinclair and Overton were close, I’m going with Whitley and Dwayne, option C. Like, they’re just iconic, even Nikki Minaj references them. They balance each other out and prove true love will always survive the tumult, be it family, classism, or engagements to other people. Which 90’s couple is your favorite? Via: Afrocentric Films Collaborative
James Iha Hair Revival
You see the influence. James Iha isn’t just a rock god, but a style icon. Lately there’s been a resurgence of his signature coif- layered shoulder length dark hair, with two blonde streaks on each side. As exemplified in this Heaven ad circa 2022, Iha is an underrated fashion pillar of the 90’s. I already did an ode to his hotness (read James Iha Was Hot AF), but he needs one for the looks he’s given. Thank you for your service daddy. Via: Getty Images & Teen Vogue
Wanna Go Higher
Freedom comes when you learn to let go. Creation comes when you learn to say no.