Fact: Jesus Wore Timberlands Forreal

F O E V E R never getting over Lewis Dvorkin being the answer to that man saying he died, and saw Jesus in Timbs (read Revelation 10: God Had On Timberlands). Love and hate him so much. This statement literally lived in my mind rent free! I wrote it off as asinine. Absurd. Ridiculous. Cut to it’s my baby, who wore Timbs because I wore Timbs.

Got me down here in the ghetto, while he’s in paradise fresh af. Those who make it to heaven will see why it’s Satan’s favorite place (read Mick Jagger Sings About Missing Heaven). I mean duh. Everyone who dies and visits always states they didn’t want to return. Sucks to be condemned. Everyone who visits hell comes back traumatized, crying and perturbed. Begging people to change their life. Enjoy your last lifetimes morons, Kali & Shiva. Via: Twitter & Reddit

Updated: 7/23/2026 5:55am

James Iha Hair Revival

You see the influence. James Iha isn’t just a rock god, but a style icon. Lately there’s been a resurgence of his signature coif- layered shoulder length dark hair, with two blonde streaks on each side. As exemplified in this Heaven ad circa 2022, Iha is an underrated fashion pillar of the 90’s. I already did an ode to his hotness (read James Iha Was Hot AF), but he needs one for the looks he’s given. Thank you for your service daddy. Via: Getty Images & Teen Vogue