I’m not the same bitch I was on Monday, mood.
It’s the weekend don’t CC or email me.
Out of sight. Out of mind. Out of office.
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The Curled Bob Is The Best Bob
You know I love a bob, bitch (read The True Flip Bob Trendsetters). Supermodel Yasmeen Ghauri’s curled coif is luxury at its finest. This is evening, event chic. The curls make it look layered at some angles. Is this the hairstyle for you? Via: Reddit
Mood: Angel Of Death For The Opps
Me walking into my enemies funerals, verifying they’re dead and burning in hell, then leaving. Sated. Idgaf about none of you. Via: Yasmeen_Ghauri
Susan Holmes Homages Yasmeen Ghauri
Did the 90’s supermodel do her contemporary justice? Thoughts.
Granted Susan Holmes McKagan knows what she’s doing, Yasmeen Ghauri’s cover is chicer, from styling to storytelling. Do note doing the least, borderline lazy, McKagan is still a far superior model to the current wave of nepo’s we’ve had to endure. Where’s the lie? Via: Vogue Italia & Elle Magazine
Mood: When You’re A Prescient Divine
Me predicting the future, watching it happen and walking away like, TOLD YOU SO. Hello, I’m a Goddess, when I speak you’d do well to pay attention, to listen. There’s nothing Mick Satan Jagger loves more than teaching people a lesson about what the fuck he is. Validating me by not only killing my mother on his birthday this year, like he did Robert Plant’s son (read Robert Plant The Hate Crime Victim). But also giving her cancer (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). How many times on various social media accounts did I say he was going to do my family in?
He’s just beginning. I couldn’t figure out why my baby Lewis Dvorkin (read Lewis Dvorkin Is Jesus, Shiva & Horus) wouldn’t let me kill him, I almost had him too, but all wasn’t as it seemed. The only sibling that survives is my baby sister. He has plans for a lot of people. How he takes Donald Trump out is what I’m most curious about (read Distance From Trump Is Best). I see the month, clear as day. Everything happens for a reason, Kali & Shiva. Via: Lov3StruckMag
Monday Versus Friday: Yasmeen Ghauri
How you start the work week, professional, demure even. Versus how you end it, scantily clad and looking for a good time. It’s the weekend now, you’re a different bitch. Go live life on your days off, do something that makes you happy. Via: Yasmeen Ghauri Archive
Dress Code For The Seasonal Shift
NYC dress code currently. One minute it’s humid and hot, the next it’s below freezing. Oh that in between time, it’s making me sick. Coughing my life away and fighting to keep my voice. Thank God for whiskey and tea. Am I still gonna smoke weed? Yes. Am I still gonna wear tiny outfits under extravagant coats? Yes. I won’t let winter win, I’ll be fine. How do you transition between seasons? Via: Founding Fabric
Business Mixed With Pleasure
When the weekend goes by too quickly and you’re not ready for work. It’s called business casual. Kind of like a mullet, except the parties in the front, business in the back. Business and pleasure meet when you do what you love, am I right? Via: Yasmeen Ghauri Archive
Me Keeping My Promises
Me dancing on my enemies graves as promised.
Oh me, oh my, everything is going better than planned. Evidence is just falling right into my lap. Damn it feels good to be divine, beautiful, a future multi-billionaire. Thanks Hollywood, but I couldn’t have done it without Melanie ugly, untalented, weirdo, uneven face Hamrick. Her felonies have blessed me an infinite amount. God, the almighty is good. We’ve only just begun. A star, a goddess, a queen witch is born. Remember everyone, karma always comes, do no harm, but take no shit. You deserve to be respected and choose who and what you wanna be. Xoxo Athena. Via: Exultant.Motifs
Outfits For My Enemies Funerals
A benevolent divine who plays it like a villain. Honestly, I love getting to be evil to those deserving of it. As everyone is realizing my plans are unraveling as I desired, I’m thinking of the outfits I’ll wear to end careers, legacies, ruin lives. Told you I take long to get mean, then there’s no more chances.
You have to set boundaries and teach people how to treat you. Teach people lessons they’ll never forget. Which outfit would you choose for the ops demise? Via: Pink Reference