Jordyn Woods made a beautiful bride on her wedding day. Naturally Kylie Jenner showed up with pr boyfriend/at this point hostage, Timothee Chalamet (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). She looked an absolute hooker mess. Tacky, tattered, hired escort vibes. It was giving “Pretty Woman,” for once not in a good way. While Chalamet’s look had a coke bender aura.
Sifting through social media to find photos of Jordyn on HER day, I came across a “Spider-Man” movie collaboration. Woods posted the promo on her Instagram account July 29th 2026. Shady, because a little over a month earlier I wrote an article revealing Timothee Chalamet is in love with Zendaya (read Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya). Cold bloodied. Made worse by Chalamet being rejected for the role, losing out to Tom Holland in films and bitches because of ballet. Hence deeming it a dying art form no one cares about (read Timothee Chalamet’s Beef Actually Makes Sense). The British actor is living the life Timothee Chalamet wants.
Once upon a time Kylie Jenner would’ve been maid of honor, had her family not viciously attacked Woods. Hyped by Kimora Lee Simmons, while letting predator Tristan Thompson slide, even popping out another baby. Hate us cause they ain’t us, no matter how much surgery they get or black babies they have, those hoes will never be black.
Between this and the Knicks playoff appearances, it seems Woods has outgrown aggressive, obsessive, controlling Jenner (read Black BFF Trope In Real Life). Finally waking up from the sunken place, because she doesn’t need their situation of manufactured drama, back door deals for fake boyfriends and awards, along with other unsavory behavior. More power to Jordyn Woods, they tried to sink that bitch and she swam, carving out her own lane sans living in their shadow. Unlike some, getting Hulu shows by affiliation. Those bitches could never without that family of lying, gutter pedo prostitutes (read Meta Manipulates Numbers For Kardashian Jenner’s Laundering). The ONLY black woman to escape from them siphoning her energy. Notice she’s thriving. Congratulations. Via: Vogue & Jordyn Woods Instagram
Updated: 8/22/2026 11:27pm
