Chanel Iman, My Most Regular Regular

Listen, what you’re not going to do is come for Chanel Iman, both her and soon to be ex-husband Sterling Shepard were regulars at Miss Lily’s. Chanel more so than Sterling, I can’t think of a time she was there and I didn’t serve her. That being said, I’m all for chivalry except when Sterling dined with us. Literally they would both reach for the bill, with him winning every time and my stomach would drop, because Chanel tips PROPERLY and he doesn’t. We were lucky to get 10% and he wasn’t above leaving coins and crumbled ass dollar bills. Whereas Chanel left 20% and above thank you very much. So with all due respect Mama Shephard, you’re lucky she’s the mother of your grandchildren, she’s drop dead gorgeous, has class, is humble and well-mannered. Traits she’ll pass down to those kids, leave that woman alone, especially since Sterling is perpetuating a stereotype of black people being bad tippers. Chanel you were always a joy and my most regular, regular.
TIP YOUR SERVERS AND SERVICE WORKERS PROPERLY, OR DON’T GO OUT, IT’S CALLED ETIQUETTE. Unless it was poor service, then tip accordingly, don’t reinforce low quality work. Via: Chanel Iman Insta

Fortunate Enough To Love Yourself

Someone, somewhere needed to see this after a long ass day, week, month, year, decade…whatever it is. This message isn’t for everybody, only the sexy people. If you’re fortunate to be these things count your blessings. And most of all love yourself, know your value and ditch anyone who brings you down, disrespects, or abuses you. You welcome. Artist: Le Revel London

Melanie Hamrick Is A Black Magician

Melanie deformed face Hamrick, continues to stalk me, whilst incriminating herself. The above photos are just to emphasize how much hotter L’Wren Scott is. Melanie is an unattractive loser, who resorted to stalking, murder and rape to still be a nobody. Then perjury, because she couldn’t get my articles removed. Why? Because she incriminates herself. Not only did she continue to stalk me, she created two other troll accounts to coerce me into using black magic against Mick Jagger.

On April 26th Melanie comes to my Saint Twenty Instagram page, to comment that she was left broke with one kid, under the troll account Rejoice 4304. She then tells me to go to a black magic practitioner, also a troll account by Melanie. Dr. Ighalo Spell Temple, an account she created the day before. As her oldest post and highlights indicate. Which she now deleted.

Melanie literally posted a court oil product, telling, is that what you used when your plan against me backfired? Look at all the spells: How To Be Sexy, Love Spells, How To Get Your Ex Back…all things she used on Mick and L’Wren. She even makes fake accounts to like her post, as seen in photo 7.

Being a goddess I’m prescient, it’s cute you deleted the account, but I already have the evidence idiot. Melanie is a predator who murdered L’Wren Scott, look at how distraught Mick is below. While her ugly ass lurks, like the rapist she is. This picture says everything about her. She was born a loser, wanted to go back to her high school reunion a somebody, since she got nowhere in ballet, desperate to prove everyone wrong she used black magic on an old man to rape him, after killing his love.

Mick would never look at a missing nostril, uneven chin, ugly eyed, thin lipped, talentless, no style, no personality, no body, nobody background dancer. Never the principal, so she stalked, murdered, raped and black magicked her way to trying to be cool. She’s a criminal, a satanist, a lesbian in love with me, predator. She tried to be gorgeous, beloved L’Wren and planned on killing his consensual kids to inherit his fortune with her murder rape baby. Clink clink bitch your time is up.

Black History Month 2022

Even though I’m black everyday I understand spotlighting culture is essential to representation. Living in a bubble of elite schooling I was ignorant in believing black history was apart of everyone’s curriculum; who didn’t learn about Marcus Garvey, Pan Africanism, Nat Turner…? Turns out low income schools composed of predominantly colored people don’t, and their reading list is composed of predominantly white male authors. It’s as if they’re trying to keep us uneducated…can you sense the sarcasm? That’s a systemic racism joke, which is nothing to laugh about.

I love being black, we age like fine wine (black don’t crack, in my early 30’s, but look 17 sans makeup), our spirit is unbreakable and despite adversity our humor is A1 nigga. We make revel in joy. Joy so contagious we’re the foundation of social media memes and comedy. I mean black Twitter is a force of it’s own. What are your favorite things about being black, or black culture? What’s the last book you read written by a black author? How do you celebrate black culture and it’s contributions? Were you taught black history growing up? How many people can you identify in the above photo (I can identify everyone)? Do you have black friends? Creator: Culture And Collection

Introducing The Fling Twins

Pacquita and Shane Fling are a vibe. Love this shoot, the images of doing each others hair are my favorite. Sitting on the floor to have your hair done is a black experience, passed down through generations. It’s sacred. Everything about this epitomizes black women as muses. Which image is your favorite? Photography: Suburban Bayou

“Damn Gina”

When you hear the term “Damnnnn Gina,” know it’s from Martin. This why (see above for outfit). He always said it when Gina, his wife, looked fine af. Can you blame him? Via: 90s Hype

L.E Bowman ‘Complicit’

Just remember,
when you bite your tongue,
when they command silence
and comply,
you are wrapping your fingers around the throats
of those who speak.

Just remember,
when your eyes shift and close,
when you pretend to not see what you see,
when your ears her fireworks instead of bullet rounds,
and you continue to ignore screams,
that it is you
who is now
the loudest sound.

That deafening boom of silence.
That thunderous roar of apathy.

Via: Crwn Mag

Happy Birthday Paul

Happy birthday to doe-eyed baby face Sir Paul McCartney. A legend, a genius and one of my favorite musicians. I can’t pick which McCartney creation is my favorite, but what’s yours? Actually no, it’s Blackbird, before realizing what the song is about. Just beautifully written, beautifully composed, I can listen to it forever. Simple and sophisticated. Via: Beatles Muses

Invisible Black Girls

Don’t worry curious minds, every name will be revealed so you know who’s surrounding you, all in due time. As for my gift giver, if my present isn’t big there will be hell to pay. No prisoners, that’s not how we play where I’m from, we play for keeps. If it isn’t destruction did it really happen? Exceed my expectations, or else. Do make sure it’s in a timely manner. And please don’t back out now guys the games just begun, we are gonna have SO much fun! Doing the right thing is FREE, paying attention to the patterns is FREE, being a good person is FREE, so no I don’t feel bad for a single one of you. Name a black woman you admire and why. Via: Blkhugs