The Office Archives - SAINT TWENTY

Told You Phoebe Gates Was A Little Shit

By: Saint Twenty July 17, 2026July 18, 2026

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When am I ever wrong? The seed of ugly, idiot savant, soon to be dead and burning in hell pedophile Bill Gates, is as deplorable as her father. I didn’t ask for his other children to be held accountable, I asked for Phoebe Gates (read Get Rid Of Bill Gates Or Else). If I collect their heads myself, EVERYONE is going to regret it. I’m never wrong about people, I see right through the schticks to their true colors.

At least we know Phoebe watches ‘The Office’ this is exactly what Ryan did, making Mindy Kaling being an investor funnier. This is why I don’t do cults, which is exactly what secret societies and sororities/fraternities are. Group think, followers, clout chasers, no intellect. Now look, all of you are dumb fucks she scammed out of millions she might not have to pay back. Just like her pedo, lard father and his boil planned on enslaving you (read Proof: AI Only Benefits AI Architects). Imagine following after some ugly ass, weirdo niggas to shorten your last lifetime, because they have money. A social construct that doesn’t go with you…a joke. Sheep should be slaughtered. Don’t make me repeat myself either, Kali & Shiva. Via: Insta.Single & LvLupLegal

Updated: 7/18/2026 11:41pm

“Crash Into Me” Is A Masterpiece

By: Saint Twenty May 11, 2026May 11, 2026

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Before I comprehended what “Crash Into Me” was about as a child, it was a favorite. A masterpiece lending itself to another masterpiece, because I can’t listen to it without thinking of “The Office.” The scene where Michael Scott decided to put this on a mix CD for Holly after just meeting her. Jim stopped him in the nick of time.

Listening to the words and realizing how insanely inappropriate, how unhinged he was, makes me cry from laughter, every time. The Office is the funniest show for genius gems like this. It’s the little things. In what world Michael? Via: EBay

Mindy Kaling SAG Awards 2026

By: Saint Twenty March 8, 2026March 10, 2026

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This is how you age gracefully. The younger years don’t have to be your prime. Mindy Kaling looked absolutely gorgeous at the SAG award. This entire display is a 10/10, perfection. I’m talking dress, face card, hair, these are the bundles weave is made from. Know your place white women, your locks aren’t the vibe. Via: Mindy Kaling Instagram

Choose Your Seat: Office Edition

By: Saint Twenty November 13, 2025November 14, 2025

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This is the first time my thoughts started with absolutely not, to make a seating chart decision. As soon as I saw Kelly & Ryan it was an absolutely not. From there it continued:

Michael & Jan- Absolutely not.

Kevin- Absolutely not.

Mose- Absolutely not.

2E is the only sane and acceptable answer to this question, with 3E coming in second. Pam would make it too awkward for me to endure the flight, unable to let go of being ghosted by Danny Cordray. Am I right? Where are you sitting? Via: The.Office.Alliance

Serving The Office & RHOSLC Vibes

By: Saint Twenty January 15, 2025January 15, 2025

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How I lived life and planned on continuing, giving Mick Jagger continuous updates on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It was very Jim Halpert & Kelly Kapoor. My only regret is not getting to season 4 with Monica Garcia, for historical purposes (read Messaging Mick Jagger About Jen Shah).

I’ve referenced two fairytale parables, including one pertaining to RHOSLC. What are they & why? Pay attention, or pay the price. Athena & Horus. Via: QueensOfBravo

Mindy Kaling’s Parents Crack Me Up

By: Saint Twenty April 17, 2024April 17, 2024

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Um, I rewatch The Office stoned all the time. It’s a masterpiece. The way they have me in tears, I cannot. Anyways, I noticed Kelly Kapoor’s parents in the Diwali episode look exactly like Mindy Kaling. A cute little Google search confirmed these are in fact her mom and dad irl. For me this explains everything about her, she’s about b.s like her parents. For them to do this cameo. It’s the look they give when Ryan played by BJ Novak wants to confront her little sisters for calling him Zach Braff. Cracking up.
For years I thought I was Kelly, until my friend, recently introduced to the show after not understanding our references, told me I’m Oscar Martinez (play by Oscar Nuñez). After that I can’t unsee it. Y’all know I’m good for suing. Which character are you? Via: People Magazine

Asian American & Pacific Islander Heritage Month

By: Saint Twenty May 4, 2021May 4, 2021

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With all the injustice going on it’s more important than ever to celebrate the contributions of Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders this month. People who revel in hate are the gutter of humanity. Show your love and support by standing up to violence and racism. Read books, watch films, educate yourself on someone else’s point of view, intervene when you see something horrible, donate to businesses and victims. When’s the last time you immersed yourself in Asian and Pacific Islander culture? What are other ways you can honor these communities? Via: Kevins World Famous Chili

Dunder Mifflin Monday

By: Saint Twenty January 4, 2021January 3, 2021

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First Monday of the year and our first full week in 2021! Don’t bite off more than you can chew. I think that’s the biggest way to bomb a resolution, taking on too much, suddenly it’s a chore and not a positive change. Take baby steps, don’t give up completely because of a setback and no matter what see it through. Unless it’s not working out and you really need to trash it, do what’s best for your wellbeing. Which Dunder Mifflin lady is your Monday spirit animal? Via: Kevins World Famous Chili

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

By: Saint Twenty November 12, 2020November 13, 2020

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Unfortunately apt on so many levels. Who knew Michael Scott could see into the year 2020. Am I right? Name someone who is doing exactly that. Via: Vintage0052