Told You Phoebe Gates Was A Little Shit

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When am I ever wrong? The seed of ugly, idiot savant, soon to be dead and burning in hell pedophile Bill Gates, is as deplorable as her father. I didn’t ask for his other children to be held accountable, I asked for Phoebe Gates (read Get Rid Of Bill Gates Or Else). If I collect their heads myself, EVERYONE is going to regret it. I’m never wrong about people, I see right through the schticks to their true colors.

At least we know Phoebe watches ‘The Office’ this is exactly what Ryan did, making Mindy Kaling being an investor funnier. This is why I don’t do cults, which is exactly what secret societies and sororities/fraternities are. Group think, followers, clout chasers, no intellect. Now look, all of you are dumb fucks she scammed out of millions she might not have to pay back. Just like her pedo, lard father and his boil planned on enslaving you (read Proof: AI Only Benefits AI Architects). Imagine following after some ugly ass, weirdo niggas to shorten your last lifetime, because they have money. A social construct that doesn’t go with you…a joke. Sheep should be slaughtered. Don’t make me repeat myself either, Kali & Shiva. Via: Insta.Single & LvLupLegal

Updated: 7/18/2026 11:41pm

Mindy Kaling SAG Awards 2026

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This is how you age gracefully. The younger years don’t have to be your prime. Mindy Kaling looked absolutely gorgeous at the SAG award. This entire display is a 10/10, perfection. I’m talking dress, face card, hair, these are the bundles weave is made from. Know your place white women, your locks aren’t the vibe. Via: Mindy Kaling Instagram

Choose Your Seat: Office Edition

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This is the first time my thoughts started with absolutely not, to make a seating chart decision. As soon as I saw Kelly & Ryan it was an absolutely not. From there it continued:

Michael & Jan- Absolutely not.

Kevin- Absolutely not.

Mose- Absolutely not.

2E is the only sane and acceptable answer to this question, with 3E coming in second. Pam would make it too awkward for me to endure the flight, unable to let go of being ghosted by Danny Cordray. Am I right? Where are you sitting? Via: The.Office.Alliance

Serving The Office & RHOSLC Vibes

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How I lived life and planned on continuing, giving Mick Jagger continuous updates on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It was very Jim Halpert & Kelly Kapoor. My only regret is not getting to season 4 with Monica Garcia, for historical purposes (read Messaging Mick Jagger About Jen Shah).

I’ve referenced two fairytale parables, including one pertaining to RHOSLC. What are they & why? Pay attention, or pay the price. Athena & Horus. Via: QueensOfBravo

Mindy Kaling’s Parents Crack Me Up

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Um, I rewatch The Office stoned all the time. It’s a masterpiece. The way they have me in tears, I cannot. Anyways, I noticed Kelly Kapoor’s parents in the Diwali episode look exactly like Mindy Kaling. A cute little Google search confirmed these are in fact her mom and dad irl. For me this explains everything about her, she’s about b.s like her parents. For them to do this cameo. It’s the look they give when Ryan played by BJ Novak wants to confront her little sisters for calling him Zach Braff. Cracking up.
For years I thought I was Kelly, until my friend, recently introduced to the show after not understanding our references, told me I’m Oscar Martinez (play by Oscar Nuñez). After that I can’t unsee it. Y’all know I’m good for suing. Which character are you? Via: People Magazine

Mindy Kaling Aging Like Fine Wine

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Some people are fortunate enough to get hotter with age, Mindy Kaling is one of those people. She’s launching a bikini collab with Andie Swim, to empower women and she looks damn good doing it. Also I love the beach, we know this. My favorite part is actually the confidence of beach goers. I fucking love that people come as they are, nobody gives a fuck how you look at the beach. You’d think it’d be the opposite, but it’s truly not. I’ve never seen anyone shamed, or shy. We’re all just soaking up the sun, slathering oils we brought, or borrowed from one another. It’s such a peaceful accepting place, nobody stops you from drinking, smoking, living your life. It’s utopia.
Personally never going topless again, although it was the only reason the cops didn’t arrest me for toking when it was illegal. From po-po to an orthodox Jewish man, I was gawked at to the point of perversion. An old man literally turned his chair to look at me, later stating I had big breast and giving me a thumbs up. I promise you, if you aren’t feeling confident go to the beach. However, if your feet specifically aren’t done, that’s when people judge you. Deadass. Are you excited for beach season? Via: People Style