Never Have I Ever With Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie

This is in order of who the Kardashian Jenners are siphoning from. You know who never had to steal money from Ray J’s mom (read The Kardashians Criminal History)? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never had to resell their designer duds? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never forged documents pretending to be billionaires, because their entire image relies on lies? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never needed to use other people, because they were always Hollywood royalty? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. Should I continue?

Too rich to work is the entire premise of “The Simple Life,” and they truly don’t need to. What family is desperate to have that title? The Kardashian Jenners (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). Fraudulent ass bitches. Kimberly can’t even hang, but copying me wants to pretend to be this party girl, ecstasy at her first failed wedding, drinking at Beyoncé’s birthday. Bitch shut up. Try that lie with someone who wasn’t a fan. There are entire episodes of Kim K’s boring ass not understanding why people drink, while her sisters get wasted. Paris and Nicole did it up rockstar style, same babe. I promise you Kim would pass out on half a line of that white girl. Lame. A wannabe. Via: People & Hollywood Life

Updated: 1/15/2026 9:57pm