Usha Vance Puts Foot On Erika Kirka’s Neck

Usha Vance putting Erika Kirk in her place by getting pregnant is premium behavior. This is how you beat a bitch up without putting hands on her (read Dear JD Vance…). She’s telling the social climbing, Cabbage Patch honey pot 1) I know what I’m doing in bed. 2) You will never be First Lady with my man, hoe. 3) No protection before, during, and after your affair, you’re not doing it like me.

I never expected her to be petty, it’s major. It’s giving Priscilla Chan ending that affair between Mark Zuckeberg & Lauren Sanchez (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Then celebrating by throwing herself a lavish 40th birthday, making him put on that ridiculous blue jumpsuit. It’s giving don’t mess with Asian women. A tiger mom will use their claws to cut you. Via: HollywoodLife

Never Have I Ever With Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie

This is in order of who the Kardashian Jenners are siphoning from. You know who never had to steal money from Ray J’s mom (read The Kardashians Criminal History)? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never had to resell their designer duds? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never forged documents pretending to be billionaires, because their entire image relies on lies? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never needed to use other people, because they were always Hollywood royalty? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. Should I continue?

Too rich to work is the entire premise of “The Simple Life,” and they truly don’t need to. What family is desperate to have that title? The Kardashian Jenners (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). Fraudulent ass bitches. Kimberly can’t even hang, but copying me wants to pretend to be this party girl, ecstasy at her first failed wedding, drinking at Beyoncé’s birthday. Bitch shut up. Try that lie with someone who wasn’t a fan. There are entire episodes of Kim K’s boring ass not understanding why people drink, while her sisters get wasted. Paris and Nicole did it up rockstar style, same babe. I promise you Kim would pass out on half a line of that white girl. Lame. A wannabe. Via: People & Hollywood Life

Updated: 1/15/2026 9:57pm