Never Have I Ever With Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie

This is in order of who the Kardashian Jenners are siphoning from. You know who never had to steal money from Ray J’s mom (read The Kardashians Criminal History)? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never had to resell their designer duds? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never forged documents pretending to be billionaires, because their entire image relies on lies? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. You know who never needed to use other people, because they were always Hollywood royalty? Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. Should I continue?

Too rich to work is the entire premise of “The Simple Life,” and they truly don’t need to. What family is desperate to have that title? The Kardashian Jenners (read Kim Kardashian Did Witchcraft On Paris Hilton, Kanye West & More). Fraudulent ass bitches. Kimberly can’t even hang, but copying me wants to pretend to be this party girl, ecstasy at her first failed wedding, drinking at Beyoncé’s birthday. Bitch shut up. Try that lie with someone who wasn’t a fan. There are entire episodes of Kim K’s boring ass not understanding why people drink, while her sisters get wasted. Paris and Nicole did it up rockstar style, same babe. I promise you Kim would pass out on half a line of that white girl. Lame. A wannabe. Via: People & Hollywood Life

Updated: 1/15/2026 9:57pm

The Kardashian Jenners: Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah

Lie, cheat and steal, that’s the Kardashian Jenner way. You can’t trust a word that comes out of their trite, vapid, talentless, cum bucket, succubus, satanic pedo mouths. They pay to make themselves look like legitimate business women, having nothing else to contribute to humanity, desperately clinging to fame. They’d do anything to stay relevant. They’re a fucking glamour magic joke (read Khloe Kardashian’s Glamour Magic Ad).

I concur with Kanye West, whoever got paid to participate in Kim Kardashian’s cry for attention, mimicking Paris Hilton’s bling ring burglary, has a family eating good somewhere. Who knows what their backgrounds were, what kind of trouble they were in, where this seemed a better option (read Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict).

As the embedded article makes evident, that’s not the only thing she purloined from Paris Hilton’s life story, profiting from the heiresses unplanned trauma by releasing a sex tape of her very own. Co-star Ray J said it, along with the lawyers who participated in the agreements- they knew. Was this before or after Kimberly and her trashy sisters stole from his mom Sonja Norwood (read The Kardashians Criminal History)?

Continuing her spree of lies, because this is a family of pathological liars, Kim K pretends to graduate from law school. Then has the temerity to tell French Vogue in a September 2025 interview she aced the bar exam. Not just took the test, PASSED IT. Another fib, bitch failed, as her November results revealed. Embarrassed, she blames psychics for her low brain activity.

Every single one of this gutter clan has been caught telling a multitude of lies for decades, from fake billionaire status to body modifying plastic surgery. Also Khloe Kardashian being OJ Simpson’s daughter, when she’s the palest of them all (read Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad).

Not one of them is that wealthy. Lest we forget Kris Jenner forged Kylie Jenner’s taxes and submitted it to Forbes. Not only pretending to be a billionaire, but the youngest self-made one at that. Now they’re trying to turn their fraud into a flex. Inspiring people to commit crimes and con others. Makes sense since they launder so much money for everyone (read Tell Me You’re Trafficking Kids Without Telling Me). Something they resort to for validation. Timothee Chalamet isn’t going anywhere on the momagers watch, thanks to blackmail.

All the more reason for me to conclude Hulu is FABRICATING All’s Fair ratings. Attempting to best Julia Fox, Kimberly put together a cast she believed would win her awards. As she’s not close to good and that’s the nature of parasites (read Julia Fox Is Kim Kardashian’s Sun). Once she got her ass beat with zero star reviews in succession, she had to save face. Bitch you’re lying, that show isn’t as successful as y’all pretend. This isn’t a business woman, with her boring, basic, lowly ass, she’s a fraud and a criminal. As is the rest of her lot. Via: Extra, French Vogue, ItsFinancialEducator & Billboard

Updated: 12/10/2025 5:41am

NAACP Awards For Reparations

Hear me out, give Ray J, Kanye West & Tristan Thompson NAACP Awards. These three black men have done nothing but drive the Kardashian women up the wall, through chaos and humiliation, for that I applaud them. They stood up to those problematic white women and said I am not Lamar Odom, I will not die on this brothel floor. They chose the wrong niggas to toy with.

Ray J always exposing their antics, the sex tape was planned, they pay him for silence. Kanye West knowing how to irritate Kimberly Kardashian, down to handpicking her nemesis. There’s no one she hates more than Julia Fox, no one (read Co-Signed By Kanye: Him, Paris & Kim). As a witch Kim should’ve known that man is a Gemini, they ruin lives for no reason sans remorse. She made her bed. Rounding it out is Tristan Thompson, never faithful and openly so. Watching him enter that room with three women on tape is one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen. Get your money black man. The ancestors couldn’t do it, so they did. Bravo. Via: TV Tropes, People & TV Insider

Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict

I’ve cogitated on this whole Paris Hilton, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian love triangle and finally reached a conclusion.
Question: Does Kimberly owe Paris a public apology? Kanye did it, should she follow suit after possibly breaking girl code by being a backstabbing, social climbing hoe?

This is the claim that’s been made against her, after I pointed out based on the rappers ‘Dark Fantasy’ lyrics, the early aughts bad girl hit it first. Kimberly, at the time of the incident, was merely Paris’s assistant. Prompting Kanye to apologize for his social faux pas, lusting after the help and regretting his choice of baby mama (read Co-Signed By Kanye: Him, Paris & Kim).

Fact: Paris Hilton built TMZ, reigning in a time before social media. Kim Kardashian worked for her, traveling almost everywhere together. Paris was the star. An old money hotel heiress with social connections ranging from old Hollywood legends like Zsa Zsa Gabor to present. Unlike Kimberly she didn’t need anyone to break into exclusive circles.

Fact: Along with best friend and partner in crime Nicole Richie, daughter of music icon Lionel Richie, Paris did the reality television gambit first. The Simple Life was mega.

Fact: Paris Hilton’s fame skyrockets with the release of infamous sex tape ‘One Night In Paris.’ Kris Jenner & Kim Kardashian follow suit, releasing their own porn starring Kim and ex-boyfriend Ray J. Everyone said they were behind the leak, from attorneys involved to her co-star ex. Never forget they robbed Ray J’s mom Sonja Norwood.

Fact: Paris Hilton joined the beauty industry first with her perfumes. Kimberly started out the same exact way, before expanding into makeup and skincare.

Fact: Paris got into modeling and fashion first, after being spotted by photographer David LaChappelle. Statuesque, the heiress has the height, facial structure and serves body.

Fact: Paris got into music first, Kimberly dabbled and failed. While ‘Stars Are Blind’ became a hit, I do not remember anything about ‘Jam (Turn It Up).’

Fact: Paris Hilton got into acting first from commercials to horror film ‘House Of Wax.’

Fact: Paris Hilton fucked Kanye West (and Travis Barker) first.

Verdict: Not trying to add to the drama I started, but I rule in favor of Paris Hilton. She’s definitely owed a public apology from Kimberly. While imitation is a form of flattery, this is a violation of being. Everything Paris did Kim copied, like taking another country’s resources as your own. Paris Hilton is the blueprint, without her there wouldn’t be a Kardashian Jenner empire. While they bought TMZ, paying them to publish whatever they say, without Paris’s wild antics (along with Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie) the media outlet wouldn’t exist. Their rockstar behavior is what we tuned in for. The Kardashian Jenner’s ruined it through commercialization, taking away their credibility. Had Instagram been around in the time of Hilton’s reign, she’d undoubtedly have the larger fan base. Furthermore, Kanye West, who she fucked first, is the sole reason Kim’s family has any social standing within the art and fashion industry, before draining and discarding him. People didn’t want to dress fame whore Kim, rightfully so. Paris was the victim, having nothing to do with the release of an intimate moment. Whereas Kim Kardashian debased herself for attention, then lied about it for sympathy. Something that family does time & time again. Most of us don’t believe she was robbed in France. When you’re a spectacle with no talent or originality, manufacturing drama is the only option to stay in the limelight. 100% Kimberly needs to apologize, she used both Paris and Kanye to social climb, taking everything from them on the way up. The girl had no style until her ex-husband gathered her; Paris gave us signature looks effortlessly, from Juicy Couture tracksuits to pet accessories. As a blueprint myself, that shits annoying, having parasites siphon your swag constantly and take the credit. Raise your hand if you’ve been a victim of the Kardashian Jenner’s leech like, Leatherface behavior. Just take my fucking skin and wear it. Via: Vanity Fair

Updated: 8/15/2025 9:59am

A Question For Kimberly…

Yes or no, were you the one who broke into my former friend’s Instagram account? I know it was you. Any true fan knows Kimberly Kardashian is true to this, not new to this. I mean she only hacked Khloe Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend’s voicemail messages and found out he was cheating. As soon as the aforementioned friend received emails of password attempts, Kim was my first thought. She failed the first two times, but nailed it on the third. I’m not gonna lie, we were impressed. This was in 2021 fyi (read How The Kardashian Jenners Got My Info).

Kim’s a known snoop. Once upon a time I wanted to open a P.I agency with her. We’re both nosey and good at getting the facts. This is actually her one and true talent. The victim is in fact Jewish and knows Scott Disick’s uncle John, who confirmed (like Ray J) the sex tape was planned. Via: Dash Wavy

The Kardashians Criminal History

Never forget 2008 when Sonja Norwood, mother to Brandy and Ray J, sued Kim Kardashian for stealing her American Express card and charging over $120,000. They stole someone’s identity to open their failed clothing stores (no one purchased that shit then, no one purchasing that shit now). A history of criminal behavior, check. I keep up, clearly no one else does. Pay attention or pay the price, stupidity isn’t the vibe. Athena Via: The Hollywood Reporter