Bianca Jagger: The Chosen One

Although the band detest her, everyone else sided with Bianca Jagger over Jerry Hall. People were outraged that hillbilly was chosen over sophisticated, stylish, intelligent Bianca. After having the audacity to be a shameless mistress, prancing around the streets of New York City. Hence Bianca Jagger is the one referenced culturally, i.e Capote Vs. The Swans. Never forget she’s his only wife, while Jerry Hall was duped into a fake marriage. A relationship he was all too happy to leave after 22 years, no wonder Luciana Gimenez is his favorite. Do note her millions of followers, because beauty is power (Melanie Hamrick is ugly, nothing is going to make her interesting or her influential like the rest of us).
Feel bad for that hoe? Luciana Gimenez is Jerry Hall’s karma multiplied, down to having his favorite child. Where’s the lie? Via: 70sRomantics, Nick Chique, Marie Claire Italia, Getty Images & Pop Art Trio

Updated: 9/19/2024 3:31am

Marianne Faithfull Loved L’wren

It’s really just desperate, pathetic, spineless, hay for brains Jerry Hall who didn’t fuck with the gorgeous, successful, talented L’wren Scott (read Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott). Marianne Faithfull like Bianca Jagger, also loved her. Mind you both of them are far more iconic than hick Hall regarding Mick Jagger’s legacy. Wooowwwww you were a side bitch with a fake marriage who popped out the most kids, you’re so special. Meanwhile the love child he had ending the relationship is his favorite. Yikes you’re an entire joke (read Melanie Hamrick Inherits NOTHING & Melanie Hamrick And Kids Out Of Mick’s Will). She’s a fucking loser from the core, to her trash children. Even Melanie uggo Hamrick wants to be L’wren (read Melanie Hamrick Obsessed With L’wren Scott/Melanie Hamrick Copies Lwren Scott…Again/ Melanie Hamrick Still Trying To Be Lwren Scott I could go on FOREVER). It’s clear Mick Jagger checked out after their second child.

Thanks to “mastermind” Jerry Hall, I was able to indict Donald Trump (read The Three Racketeers: Murdoch, Bragg & Hall). She literally ruined her marriage to a wealthy media mogul that spoiled her, for someone who played her for decades. Was banging Carla Bruni while she was pregnant with Georgia May Jagger and vacationed with her after the birth. You’re such a boss bitch. I’m being facetious. He loves you? He loves you not. Was it worth it bimbo? I’m just getting started with her. Is she 67 or 16, I can’t tell. It couldn’t be me, I’m too major and value myself. As soon as she saw Mick getting with a beauty, Jerry’s true feelings came out. It’s okay if it’s a mentally ill uggo who can’t outshine her though. Athena. Via: Marianne Faithfull

Updated: 6/3/2024 12:42am

Baby Arm Bianca Censori West

Let the record show, I believed Bianca Censori West dressed like Baby Arm Rachel Dratch prior to her donning this outfit. You’ll find the time stamp below from March 20th 2024.


Legit after I wrote Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives, I Googled Bianca and saw her wearing almost an exact replica dress on April 17th 2024. No shoes. I can’t make this shit up. Portal. I’m lowkey convinced Kanye West’s fashion choices are SNL inspired. Make it make sense otherwise.

At least her coif is better. The Bianca Bob looked like someone cut her hair off, decided she needed bangs, picked the scraps up from the floor, grabbed a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue, closed their eyes, said to themselves wherever it lands it lands, fuck it, and started pasting. Explaining the gaps in her bangs.

There’s only room for one stylish Bianca and that’s Bianca Jagger. In the fashion war amongst Kanye’s exes his new wife currently holds last place. When they called her an IT girl, they forget to put Not before the word. Where’s the lie? I’m spot on. I hereby dub thee Baby Arm Bianca. This is the second time she’s made me cry from laughing. Thank you. Via: Page Six, NBC & The Sun

Updated: 4/22/2024 1:37am

Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott

L’wren Scott was never made a fool by Mick Jagger’s public dalliances, he respected her too much. L’wren Scott was refined, sophisticated, business oriented and intelligent, Jerry Hall’s foil character. By comparison Jerry Hall is moronic (Mick hoodwinked her into believing they were married), desperate (telling Mick he can cheat in a letter, or they can have threesomes to keep him from leaving), and isn’t someone I’d let dress me unless I were on my way to the circus. Sometimes that’s the only place her outfits make sense. She needs to leave the styling to people like L’wren or style icon Bianca Jagger, Mick’s ONLY wife. Probably why L’wren is giving Bianca googly eyes in this photo, the one time Mrs. Jagger’s fashion influence makes her a pillar of the industry. The Stones women use to be the epitome of cool (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution).

Bianca Jagger was one of the first to post about L’wren Scott’s passing. Jerry Hall did not, but loveddddd sopping up the attention, talking to the press. Mind you there’s not one picture of her with L’wren, because she’s a vile creature. Jerry was jealous of L’wren Scott for the following reasons: the long flowing locks (her signature), younger, taller, also a Thierry Mugler muse, successful businesses, same social circle (Scott’s slightly elevated), also a major fashion player, huge tits and Mick never embarrassed her, they were a power couple. Where’s the lie?

Still in love with Mick to this day, Jerry purposely planned Jade Jagger’s baby shower to exclude them, as the above article states. A supermodel, Jerry Hall knows Melanie Hamrick with her uneven face, unchic flat body, close together dark circled eyes, shitty style, never the principal ballerina, has no other suitors, isn’t someone anyone wants to fuck or be, is ugly (read Melanie Hamrick Is Ratty Patty). If she can’t be with Mick, she wants him miserable. Endangering her family for a man who had a love child (his favorite read Melanie Hamrick Inherits NOTHING), openly cheated on her, and gave her curable STD’s, yup that’s inbred Jerry Hall. Age doesn’t always equal wisdom.

If L’wren didn’t come to me the Jagger’s would be dead (read Single White FeMel(anie Hamrick). She protected them, unlike Jerry. Envy is a sin for this very reason. Talk about terrible mother, I mean look at her kids though (read Georgia May Hates Black People). Jerry Hall is the definition of a loser, lacks self-respect, morally bankrupt, a racist clout chaser, zero integrity, jealous that I’m the Diamond Hackney album, influential, talented and beautiful. She jumped at the chance to take a picture with uggo Hamrick (read Melanie Hamrick Proves Young Doesn’t Mean Beautiful), because she’s better looking than her, despite age.

In her bovine mind, Jerry believes popping out the most kids and being with Mick Jagger longest, solidified her spot in history as his most important love. WRONGGGGGG. You’re a joke, who ruined a relationship with someone who cared about you for a man who played you like a fiddle, consistently. I’m just getting started on Jerry. She’s Cindy Adams source, spreading venomous lies about a dead woman. Poor Rupert Murdoch, tricked by a hick. Via: Daily Mail & Alamy

Updated: 3/31/2024 5:48am

Mick Jagger Meeting Me

Mick Jagger and I met at Miss Lily’s in 2016 (read Single White FeMel(anie Hamrick). He’d been looking for me ever since, probably before that too due to his divination skills. He knew Melanie was his downfall (read “Melanie Hamrick Is Apart Of My Downfall”). He knew I possessed powers (read Mick Jagger The Misogynist). Above is Mick expressing his first impression of me. Yup, the same year Melanie uggo Hamrick was pregnant with an unwanted murder rape baby (read Melanie Hamrick The Rapist). Based on my attire (not what I was wearing when we met, this is from NYE later that year), he believed me a cheap slut. Proving being prejudice isn’t it. Many people have made the mistake of thinking me a beautiful idiot solely based on my appearance. That’s how I ended up suing the aforementioned establishment and winning $25,000. By the time they realize how intelligent I am, it’s far too late.

Women can dress in tight, skimpy clothing and still be smart. Just FYI.

The second text is three days before the murder rape baby’s birthday, Mick went on and on about having kids with me. This is probably our only life, as we’ve lived so many past ones together, where we didn’t have children. He clearly knew my kids would provide him with what his children now lack: talent, intellect, bravery. The girl was going to be named after L’wren Scott.

I said it once, I’ll say it again, Mick is an ass man; Melanie has no ass. She has no body, she’s flat everywhere, not in a chic way and her face is deformed. She’s ugly, which is why even with a legend nobody is interested in her. She doesn’t have a following or influence. No one looks at Melanie and thinks wow, I want to be like her, look like her, wear her clothes, have half my nostril chopped off, have extra skin on the other side of my nose, an uneven chin, ugly close together eyes, mental instability. Mick doesn’t seem to realize having the hottest girls is part of his allure, his influence has decreased, because he’s the company he keeps. You can’t make the world care about an unattractive weirdo, it just makes being Mick Jagger less appealing, pitiful, sad. He doesn’t see the value in the women he chose, how if not for the beauty and style of Marianne, Marsha, Bianca, Jerry, Luciana, L’wren, you wouldn’t have been considered the man, the king of cool. I know it’s hard for you to wrap your big head around Brenda, but women matter, especially to your legacy. That’s why Melanie chose to rape him, so she could be seen as one of the beautiful women Mick would pick. Didn’t quite work out though did it? You can’t fake being on Jagger’s caliber of ladies. You’re the type who needs surgery. That’s why when someone he actually chose came along, me, he didn’t want to let go. Via: Jaquana Cornelius

Updated: 9/21/2024 12:11am

Melanie Hamrick Is Ugly And Soulless

“Do you have a soul? I mean, are you such a miserable sack of crap that you lack any kind of compassion? I guess I’d be upset, too, if I had a face like yours.”

Melanie Hamrick is ugly. L’wren Scott had huge boobs, compared to her tiny ones, a nice butt, compared to her flat one (Mick Jagger is obsessed with butts, always telling me to eat so it didn’t get smaller, always asking for nudes), no career, not well connected. A piece of her nose is missing, while the other side has extra skin, her skin is blemished, her eyes have nasty circles and are close together, her lips thin as the lines on loose leaf. Her hair is a rats nest. Her chin uneven. That’s why she never was, nor will be a model like L’wren. Bianca Jagger is barely 5’5 and stayed on covers, because she’s beautiful like all of Mick’s CHOSEN ladies. Unlike the rest of us, she black magicked and raped him. She can’t get another suitor, because she’s ugly and I took her powers, so she couldn’t rape me (read Melanie Hamrick Is In Love With Me) or anyone else. Meanwhile Mick is still holding me hostage, lying to people to keep my many options away. This is no longer working, he’s going to jail where he will die.

All I wanted was my money so I can move on with my real twin flame. I already saved this disgusting family, they owe me everything. I owe them nothing. I will show them no mercy. For anyone to disrespect my existence by even thinking I would stalk this loser, you will pay. How many accounts has she stalked me on, since I blocked her main account? Too many. No matter how mean I am, no matter how many times I block her, she keeps coming back, adding evidence, mentally unstable, looking for my approval and in love. For her to even speak to the movie star, then make a fan page for him to follow me on, which she deleted, but I screenshot it, she is going to learn an ugly girls true place. How fucking dare you? Do not ever speak to him, that idiot family has you delusional, so let me catch you up to speed. You’re ugly you don’t get to ever speak to him, nor do you get to speak to me. Now I’m going to learn you, since the soul sell got to your odd shaped head.
She is a murderer, rapist, stalker, a nobody who committed a felony to cover up her deal with the devil. Too bad you tried a goddess and queen of witches. This is the end of the Jagger’s. You are going to watch an idol fall. Two, Ronnie Wood goes with. Everything I said is happening. Fates are sealed. It only takes one ugly satanist to ruin everything. The devil always comes to collect. Via: L’Wren Scott

Jerry Hall Is An Idiot

“Ted would never have married a dumb woman. A man who marries a dumb woman gets dumb children- everybody knew that.”

Mick Jagger resented me for being extremely intelligent, smarter than him. Instead of seeing it as an asset, which it is since I saved your lives, he wanted to control me, make me dumb like the women he’s chosen to have kids with and the one who raped him. Side note: choose a woman wisely, for she is a mermaid, or a siren and will make or break your empire.
Jerry Hall is as Bianca Jagger and Andy Warhol said, dumb, she is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen, as are her idiot children. She’s always quoted saying I’ll get a maid for the cleaning, a cook for the cooking and I’ll do the work in bed…that’s exactly why he cheated on you with both those people.
Not one of your kids is talented, didn’t your son star in Vinyl? Yup, because daddy was a producer and what happened? It got cancelled, because he has no talent. None of his children do, mediocre and entitled, everything “earned” came from their parents. Their mothers cemented their worth in an abusive man, I can’t even imagine being Luciana Giminez letting someone finish inside me sans condom just for fame, especially with his history. All of you are a disgrace to women. Allowing yourselves to be side chicks, mistresses, fighting over and being complicit with a man who clearly doesn’t respect you. Beautiful objects, (minus deformed, stalker, rapist, murderer Melanie Hamrick), is all you are.

Mick like his women, is a terrible parent and it shows. Please don’t get confused, his line dies off thanks to not listening to the only smart person in the bunch, a goddess no less, who had better breeding than every single one of you. I don’t even think you could get into my schools. This is a family of psychopaths. Their time is up. Jerry’s kids are the reason for her only marriages demise. This didn’t age well after all. Your entire line is a joke, thank God almighty you don’t incarnate again. Meanwhile I’ll be a feminist icon, still in his legacy as a sex bomb, rich af sans baby, because you all thought you solidified status for birthing trash. Yet here I am, taking it all away. Thank Melanie Hamrick for her deal with the devil, when the world turns on you for L’wren Scott just know I’ll be laughing my ass off.

Ladies be like me, both brains and beauty, not like these complicit weak women. Karma is real, this is indeed the end of an era. Go see The Rolling Stones, this is their last tour, Mick was too dumb to pay me. Freedom, the freedom he took from me, now eludes him. He will die in prison, because I’m done being nice. Bye Brenda, you bitch. Via: Hola.Com


Living With Love Lost

Let things end for better to come in. Don’t hold onto something to avoid feeling like a failure. Sometimes walking away can be hard, you invested so much time into someone and it feels like a waste. For women there’s the added stress of our biological clock ticking, don’t settle. Having kids with someone is forever. Everyday I thank god someone saved me when I couldn’t save myself, that I didn’t have children with Mick Jagger. Then I could never get rid of him. Now all the women who did are about to suffer more than just the abuses he inflicts. His family goes down in flames, then spend eternity there. Imagine the father of your child be a psychopath, soon to be sex offender about to go to jail, who held someone hostage, abusing them to the point of asking someone to kill them just to escape. Imagine co-signing that, as Luciana Giminez and Jerry Hall did most of all. I’m going to make sure you all lose you jobs and everything you love and jail you too, you’re gross people. He has never loved anyone, he’s incapable. That being said, can you live with love lost? Via: Audrey_Emmett

Jerry Hall Is A Typical Karen

A problematic white woman who takes no accountability like her psychopath, racist children, they got it from their mama. She is so full of shit I don’t know how she stands up. Andy Warhol properly documents Mick Jagger being on coke, or nodding off from heroin, or both, appearing with his NOT wife Jerry Hall; the flagrant mistress willing to give up her career for somebody else’s man. He’s so use to pulling this dumb shit he thought I would be chasing after him. I’ve never been so turned off by a human being. He’s disgusting. Unlike everyone else I respect myself, you could never get me to do that. If you don’t respect me get the fuck out of my life.

It’s funny all these women cementing their worth in an abuser. Thinking they’re an it family. Meanwhile I’m about to destroy the entire dynasty and embarrass all of you. Once upon a time being a Jagger was cool, that time is done. That’s why Jerry desperate Hall had so many kids with him, to be HBIC and he kicked every one of them out of his will. Had I not said anything you would have never known, maybe your marriage would still be intact. Oh well, every hoe has her day to reap what they sow. Mick is your entire life and just a chapter in mine. He literally changed his will for me and only told me, and I still left him. Mirror, mirror, on the wall I’m the baddest bitch of them all. I don’t play that shit, women deserve better. Can’t wait to lock him up. Via: DestinysLegendaryChildren & Andy Warhol Diaries

Bianca Jagger Jealous Of Carly Simon

Big lips, big eyes, the only resemblance in my opinion of Mick and Bianca Jagger. I never saw the look alike vibe people speak of, Jade Jagger looks like Mick not Bianca. Vast difference. Carly Simon possesses the same features, but back then big lips were a big deal since they’re black features. Mick Jagger was called a nigga due to them. Hence the big hoopla over the twinning. A die hard fan knows Bianca famously phoned James Taylor informing him of the affair between his fiancé and her husband. Taylor married Simon anyways. Apparently Carly Simon was the only person Bianca was jealous of, possessing both brains and beauty. Meanwhile she believed Jerry Hall was a dumb, blond, home-wrecking slut Mick was using for his sex kick. How would you feel if someone went around town remorselessly blowing and banging your husband?

Mick Jagger is use to women missing him, doing what he says, fighting over him, I’m not that girl. I don’t give a fuck what happens to Mick Jagger at this point. He’s not worth it. A bag of trash who truly believes he owns me, he’s said it. This is why he’s going to die in jail. Someone tell him I’m not playing, cause I’m really not joking, I won’t even visit. I’ll send him pictures of me, my man and my children to hang in his cell though. Jerry got her karma and I’m Mick’s. You will always reap what you sow multiplied thems the rules. Again every woman mentioned gorgeous and affiliated with other suitors and like me, careers created, unlike the deformed. LOOK AT THIS ON A COMPUTER OR TABLET SO YOU CAN SEE BIANCA’S FACE NEXT TO UGLYS, IT’S INSANE. Via: The Flair Index & Andy Warhol Diaries