Everyone is skipping over one of narcissistic, delusional, entitled actor Timothee Chalamet’s biggest crimes, that fucking haircut. Nigga must’ve of had the same stylist as Bianca Censori, because shit looks like it was done eyes closed (read Baby Arm Bianca Censori West). I mean, what the fuck is going on in that family forreal? Did he take her picture to the stylist and say- this.
For him to ever comment on the arts when he’s in a PR relationship with botched reality star and fake billionaire Kylie Jenner, is audacious. He needed someone who purchased a black aesthetic, has zero talent or business acumen, with a penchant for glamour magic and click farms, to remain relevant (read The Richest Kardashian Jenners…). A joke.
You are not the vibe. Mind you the Kardashian Jenner’s remain in the limelight by laundering the majority of trafficking money, for Hollywood (read The Kardashian Jenners: Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah). Taking the risk of arrest for everyone when shit hits the fan. It’s all smoke, mirrors, and blackmail (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau).
Kylie Jenner, like her gutter family, has no business at anything of this caliber. Both she and Timothee are culture vultures. He’s has NO SWAG. He’s an awkward, gangly, white guy. Barely attractive at that, he can’t pull off anything beyond his signature longer locks and hairless face. Where’s the lie? Get back in your car, clowns. Drive off. I’m just beginning with them though, Kali & Shiva. Via: Viral Pop Culture
Updated: 3/18/2026 2:28am
