Jerry Hall The Haystack Hoe

It’s just funny how Jerry Hall stereotyped me as a black woman, when she’s pique white trash. A example is the discrepancy in which we were deflowered. At 15 we both lost our virginity, that’s where the similarities stop.

My first time was beautifully romantic, with my twin flame who worships me. Married before being born, he sacrificed himself to protect me. It took place on the Upper East Side, where Lewis Dvorkin and I were raised. He did everything in his power to give me the best experience so I’d never leave him. Undressing me before, redressing me after, cleaning up everything, refusing to let me lift a finger. We even had witnesses à la royalty in the days of yore, verifying the marriage was consummated. Meanwhile, Jerry Hall donning only cowboy boots, spread eagle for a stranger on piles of hay. In a barn. Like an animal. Epitome of a dirty white.

This is the difference between a Goddess and a hillbilly. The same nigga who immortalized the love between my husband and I on the Hackney Diamonds cover, winning Mick Jagger a Grammy (read I’m A Rolling Stones Muse), cheated on Jerry Hall publicly the entirety of their relationship, tricked her into a fake Bali wedding, where she falsely believed they were married for years, fathered a love child, and dubbed the product of that affair his favorite kid. She’s an entire joke, a haystack hoe. Those kids are white trash like their mama. I want her out of our Richmond home or I’ll start blowing up landmarks in England, Kali & Shiva. Via: Bellazon

Updated: 9/27/2025 7:11am

Kanye West’s Miss Lily’s Birthday Bash

Just a reminder of two things:
1. Kanye West celebrated his birthday at Miss Lily’s Soho before I worked there. Again our regular clientele were celebrities. Everyone knows me (read Chopped Champion Miss Lily’s Edition). They knew what I was before I did (read 2020: The Year The Scale Tipped To Evil). There’s no need to make anything up, going against these elites doesn’t benefit me. Get a clue.

2. Binn & Genc Jakupi breached contract first, then tried to get my blog posts removed. Using what law firm? The Rothschild’s (read The Rothschilds Funded The Holocaust 2). Thanks to a picture of Naomi Campbell, along with my other evidence, I was able to prove it. Do note, I’ve never said a disparaging word about Meriem Soliman, because she didn’t: invade my privacy, stalk, harass, defame, or financially abuse me for years. The Jakupi brothers 100% traffic people.

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I’m the only person telling the truth, the real news. Kali & Shiva Via: Grub Street & Jaquana Cornelius

Updated: 10/18/2025 8:13am

Lila Moss Is Just Awful

Honestly, she fails every time. Lila Moss doesn’t have it, isn’t worthy of a single campaign, serves no body, has no facial structure, isn’t art, can’t tell a story. Wow she rested her arm lazily over her head while staring dead into the camera, we’re so fortunate to look upon such beauty and grace. I mean, it’s insulting. It’s giving Cynthia Bailey bad, instead of auntie Naomi Campbell iconic (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). Also what are the Supers feeding these girls? They’re so tiny compared to their mothers, have zero sex appeal, it’s like looking at a child not a woman. Smh, it’s that hormone free I tell ya. I haven’t seen one supermodel spawn match or exceed their parents. Lizzy Jagger is the closest (hate to say it), farrrrrr better than her big faced sister.

I’m beyond over nepo-babies receiving things others are far more deserving of (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2024), then having the audacity to be entitled while we’re forced to look at this talentless mess (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Why would they have manners or perfect a craft, when there’s no adversity to create character and gratitude. Showing everyone, yourself included, what you’re made of. It’s not about getting knocked down, but if and how you rise to the occasion by getting back up. Therefore Molly Ringwald needs to stfu, we’re endeared to her 80’s Brat Pack movies, but she isn’t one of the greats. Molly Ringwald was the worst of everyone In Ryan Murphy’s (coming for you later boo) Capote vs. The Swans mini series. Girl, that’s Naomi Watts you’re acting next to. Boy does she still got it. Everyone did except Molly, including Demi Moore who gave one of the most glamorous death scenes ever. Pure art. That being said, I’ll be watching and if your daughter doesn’t bring it, she’ll be shredded by the truth. There’s no evidence of being predisposed to talent as I’ve pointed out numerous times with the rest of the world, just predisposed access to opportunity. Where’s the lie? None were told.

Looking at Gianni Versace’s ad’s compared to his second rate sister Donatella, her lack is evident. Gianni respected the Gods, hence his Medusa logo, she does not. Whatever talent she possessed was sucked dry by that satanic Kardashian Jenner West coven, with each Met Gala getting gloomier, less inspired, or worse, BORING (read Negligence Is The New Black). Maybe if she spent less time on cosmetic enhancements to look like a botched muppet and participating in hate crimes, she’d have better clothes and ads. A sloppy mess. What type of creature is Medusa? Why did Gianni choose her for the logo? Who wore her as an Aegis? Gianni understood what his sister did not. Athena. Via: Page Six, Vogue Hong Kong, Versace, Kate Moss Agency, & Richard Avedon

Updated 5/30/2024 12:30am

Melanie Hamrick’s Time Is Up

Melanie ugly af Hamrick is going to jail. Then hell. My last day of court was October 24th. I was there for less than five minutes. The judge, exasperated by this murderer, rapist, stalker wasting time that could have been spent on real crime, took one look at me and said, “Jaquana Cornelius your lawyer isn’t here, but you won’t be needing them. This case is dismissed, the order of protection vacated immediately.” It was the first time I was up there by myself. It was very clear from the evidence that Melanie committed a felony, one I set her up for so I could be set for life. Getting justice for L’Wren Scott. I told her to stop stalking me, but she’s in love and kept using account after account to communicate with me after I blocked her. Melanie has probably over 200 troll accounts, spanning for years. She’s mentally unstable like Mick Jagger’s trash children. Like attracts like. Now I know why the murder rape baby dies, he would have been a mentally unstable psychopath. A murderer. A rapist. A serial killer. He’s returning from whence he came, hell.

Melanie committed perjury, submitting false evidence that I was stalking, threatening and harassing her. When the reality is I discovered she murdered L’Wren Scott with her coven, selling her soul to the devil. She’s ugly, her face deformed, that’s why she has no career and isn’t photogenic. Look at her, how does someone’s face even get like that? Her smile is crooked, because her face is crooked. She’s ugly, has no talent and wanted to be gorgeous, glamorous, successful L’Wren. Mick would never choose someone who looks like this, no money, no social connections, never the principal dancer, no tits, no ass, nothing. A nobody. There is nothing about her that someone like him would choose ever, especially over L’Wren. Which is why she has no other suitors. She’s a parasite who lives off child support, after raping an old man. Melanie is a typical, basic, bum bitch, I knew she would be a Karen and submit messages I sent to numerous troll accounts she was stalking and harassing me on. She had plans on doing to me what she did to Mick, put a spell on me to make me her girlfriend. In her perfect world the Jaggers would be dead, her murder rape baby inheriting the fortune, both of us raising him. Her obsession with me is what did her in.

Melanie paid Alvin Bragg, the Manhattan district attorney to prosecute me. He then assigned corrupt lawyer Aleksandra Ciric to the case, thinking I’d be stupid, because I’m black. When I set this up to expose her for what she did. She’s a black magician and the devil has come to collect. Mick went along with it, because he doesn’t want that murder rape baby she forced on him. That’s why he didn’t get custody like I told him.


What Melanie and all who partook did was a felony, a murder cover up, defamation per se, misconduct, failure to disclose exculpatory evidence, a hate crime, obstruction of justice. The jail time will be serious. Most will die there. The following people will go down with her: Jerry Hall, Mick Jagger, Ronnie and Sally Wood, Mark Zuckerberg, Rupert Murdoch, Lizzy Jagger, Lucas Jagger, Alvin Bragg, Jade Jagger, Georgia May Jagger, Mick Jagger, Richard Eden of Daily Mail, Detective Gustavo Paul, Jesse Williams, Sergeant Michael Giuffre. The devil always comes to collect. I told you all this is how it would end. I have no mercy, no sympathy, no empathy, you get what you give multiplied. Thanks for the photo evidence, thanks for the wealth enjoy your short time. You’re all abhorrent trash people. Enjoy hell. I told you all. Anyone else wanna play pull the fuck up. These people are about to be the most hated people in the world. I told you what I was a goddess and queen of witches. I’m not someone to fuck with. Rest In peace and power, beautiful, historical L’Wren Scott. Via: Georgia May Jagger