Priscilla Chan: An Intermission

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Before jumping into part two of Priscilla Chan’s business (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business), let’s take a moment to decipher the discrepancy in looks given by husband Mark Zuckerberg, in the above photos. Notorious for their loyalty, Tauruses are extremely romantic, as his grandiose public displays of affection have shown. Leaving me to believe she did something. Why else would Mark go from “I only have eyes for you,” to “Keep playing with me bitch, I’ll leave your ass.” Am I right? Did she take him for granted? Via: Twitter

It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business

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For one second Mark Zuckerberg was not only human, but riveting to the point of obsession for me. Pisces season is the perfect time to discuss what happened at the inauguration, Priscilla Chan behaved as expected, keeping her man, for that I’m proud of her. This is her zodiac. A doctor on the outside, but inside lurks a typical, notoriously crazy, wrathful, Pisces woman. Mark’s lucky to be alive rn.

It was the billionaire sex games that made Donald Trump’s inauguration a scandal. Every single outlet ran photos of Mark Zuckeberg and Lauren Sanchez’s brazenly inappropriate behavior. For starters Jeff Bezos fiancée was internationally dragged for wearing literal lingerie to the event. Her attire got more flack than married Mark Zuckerberg did, for openly ogling her breasts, completely disrespecting his wife Priscilla Chan. A mess.

It’s when Mark Zuckerberg doubled down by liking Lauren Sanchez’s picture on social media, that I knew, knew, this was an affair.

First off Mark Zuckerberg has never looked that handsome, for the first time ever he got his jew curls right, something I NEVER thought I’d see. Second the body language, Jeff Bezos and Priscilla Chan didn’t exist to them and what were they giggling about? Third, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk seemed to be texting about it, upsetting Lauren Sanchez who started side eyeing the pair. Not to mention Priscilla and Lauren avoided one another like the plague, no small feat for such close proximity.

That’s when it ALL hit me. This public display between them was an ultimatum. Mark is a Taurus, they’re extremely romantic, like my Lewis, and Lauren was fed up with Priscilla getting all of attention. Especially that statue, what she did for a gift of that magnitude is up in the air. It’s giving Cirque Du Soleil in bed vibes. The story doesn’t end or begin here. How random is this billionaire affair? Trust Mackenzie Scott is cackling for this karma, love that bitch. Via: Reuters, Twitter, Just Jared, Getty Images & WWD

Updated: 3/20/2025 12:08am