Everyone Owes ASAP Rocky An Apology

That album never coming.

Me realizing Rihanna is the new Lindsay Lohan. Never forget for years we waited on the actress to get back to movie making. Fortunately the pop stars issue isn’t substance abuse, but baby making. We see here she is in fact the problem, not ASAP Rocky. He was innocently enjoying the concert until she seduced him. My apologies to him, he’s merely an accessory. This is why she stay pregnant, smh.

Meeting the rapper outside of Carbone in 2019 is why I jumped to conclusions that he’s the culprit. If any nigga is Dracula, it’s him. Very smooth, hypnotic even. Recently he’s confirmed Rihanna is actively working on music. At this point we the people demand concrete evidence. She’s playing reindeer games in our face. Do you think the album’s coming? Via: CaramelMagazineUSA

Vivian Wilson For Savage Fenty

Rihanna putting Elon Musk’s daughter Vivian in her new Savage Fenty campaign is the type of petty I’m here for. Love to see it. Apparently her being infected by the “woke mind” virus is the reason he got into politics. Is this why he did the Nazi salute? Research transgenderism and the Talmud to understand my reference.

Vivian is beautiful unlike some Tommy Dorfman for example isn’t cute. Bitch I never forget opp. Via: Savage Fenty

Venn Diagram Of Female Musicians

Understand the difference. Ahem, Jennifer Lopez, singing isn’t her forte, but performing is. I singled her out, because she’s delusional. This Venn diagram categorizing female musicians into songwriter, performer and vocalist is critical. Everyone needs to know their lane. Stay in it, or expand through practice. Please, whatever you do, miss us with JLo’s delulu antics. Girl…do you hear yourself? Is this an accurate portrayal of women in music? Via: Memes_Heter0s_

Fun Facts: Pisces Edition

Don’t get it twisted, we will fuck you up. We aren’t afraid to stir the pot if you come for us, and don’t try to play us, your energy says it all. Who’s your favorite Pisces female? It’s Rihanna for me. Via: Global Pisceans

Happy 37th Birthday Rihanna

Happy birthday Queen Ri. Let her existence prove there is no higher honor than being favored by the Divines. Also the woman behind you dictates your fate (read The Kardashian Jenner West Coven Gets ASAP).

We take our favorites seriously, showering them in blessings and love. Retuning the energy we receive multiplied. Whereas your false G-D Satan lives to betray, torture and control you. Unrequited loyalty, how stupid are you to serve such a monster. Love you Rihanna, hope your day is amazing. Via: That Groovy Show & Indulge Express

Elon Musk Spreads Herpes

When satanic sex parties go wrong. Try as he might to scrub the internet of his depraved get-togethers for socially inept billionaires, as one publication puts it, Elon Musk didn’t know I have 20/20 vision. The same way he has 100% herpes. He’s the type to be like if I have herpes, you’re gonna have herpes. A dirty white indeed. These women need to step up the p*ssy power and sue him for billions for infecting them. Did he disclose his condition before he left constellations on your lips?

Cara Delevingne not only participated in these debauched parties, she continued her dalliances with Amber Heard and Elon Musk in separate threesomes. The proof is in the protrusions on her bottom lip. Same as Shivon Zilis, aka Herpes Sue (read Elon Musk Is A Neo-Nazi).

Amber Heard’s devotion to Satan is made clear, here she is with Mick Jagger himself (read Amber Heard And Mick Jagger Are…). Mind you this was posted before I knew what he was. Birds of a feather flock together (read Elon Musk Another Satanist). And what did your false G-D do? Inflict you with herpes. The great deceiver is nobody’s friend. Clown ass niggas.

Don’t be sore about it Cara (pun intended), I’m just returning the favor, you racist. Remember when Mick Jagger burned down your house? I saved the cats. You’re an idiot, ruining your relationship with Rihanna for them, losing my favor, screwing an inbred uggo, because of his billions. Enjoy that time, there’s no version of the parables past, present, or future where Satan wins. He’s a fallen angel and his followers, fools he trapped. Cackling that you thought him more powerful than the Divines; humans and their hubris, xoxo Athena & Horus. Via: Nylon Magazine, Marca, Animated Times & Daily Mail

Updated: 2/11/2025 12:30am

Drake Owes Rihanna

Read that again Aubrey Graham and forever keep her name out your mouth. You cheater! I know you suggested the name Drake for that JT killing on Degrassi, because how else? Out of all the things they could’ve called him. I digress. Put someone respect on Rhianna’s name and acknowledge you made some of the greatest music collaborations of all time. Now I can let the issue go. Thank you for leaving her alone when I asked. Which song by this duo is your favorite? Via: HBOMax (The 2010’s Music on Demand)

Updated: 8/19/2024 11:59pm

Throwback Thursday: Where Is Rihanna?

Rediscovered this missing poster created by reporters on Rihanna’s 777 plane tour. Water was limited, but liquor overflowed. One person driven to insanity ended up streaking through the plane. Rihanna is a star, not a spectacle.
Unmanufactured insanity, iconic behavior (read Cindy Adams Stars Versus Spectacles). Queen Ri was a wild bitch back in the day. If you so much as threw a thimble of shade she’d drag you on Twitter.
Nobody was safe, not Beyonce, not Ciara, not Piers Morgan, not MTV, not Azealia Banks, not Teyana Taylor, not Joan Rivers, not Amanda Bynes, not Kendall Jenner, to name a few. I’m just honored to have lived to see it in real time. Via: Mashable

In case you missed it: https://mashable.com/feature/rihanna-plane-tour-history-five-years

Happy 36th Birthday Rihanna

On this day, 36 years ago a Caribbean queen was born. Never forget when she use to curse people out on Twitter and had that insane plane tour, iconic behavior. She’s a fucking star, a legend, a sex symbol, a style icon, a fashion pillar, a beauty industry game changer and a real life billionaire. I love you RiRi. When you use to deactivate social media hearts were broken and souls crushed. Happy birthday Rihanna, a spicy Pisces that changed the world. Via: Rihanna Diary & Rihanna Archives