My History With Terell Ephron AKA Asap Relli

Just perplexed. As you know I’ve been working smart not hard, spending two plus years documenting evil Hollywood’s cruelty towards me. Shout out to my nigga Mr. Marino, RIP. In my first legal battle (against Blue Smoke) he taught me paper trail everything. At one point my sister and I spent every day in his law office on the Upper West Side, Marino & Veneziano in elementary school. Mostly we’d sit in the basement watching Full House episodes. My stepdad worked for him in renovations and construction. Other times on shorter visits we’d sit upstairs like clients, listening to the attorneys around us, flipping through dark mahogany binders with large rings, filled with legal jargon. I know those times taught me the UWS over anything else in New York City architecture, to Howard Roark’s chagrin. The Fountainhead protagonist, a hero of mine, would much prefer Hudson Yards, or Via West 57th. I think those days also instilled a love of law, now that I’m writing this. Wow.
His advice changed my life on numerous occasions.

On July 3rd 2021 I wrote on ASAP Rocky’s now archived post regarding knowing mutual people. Naomi Campbell lied on behalf of Genc & Binn Jakupi, my former Miss Lily’s bosses, disseminating false information about myself. Pretending to know me she spread malicious lies that I was a call girl, older than my 33 years, didn’t grow up on the Upper East Side and God knows what else (read Genc Jakupi, Naomi Campbell & Jordan Barrett (2/2) & Karma Alway’s Comes Featuring Miss Lily’s). Terell Ephron aka ASAP Relli, was one of the names I mentioned in my comment above, under my instagram name itsjqboo. He lived in the projects of Yorkville, The Issacs, which my friends and I walked avenues down to hang out in.

Julia Fox wasn’t lying when she said from penthouses to projects, the cool kids hung out with the other cool kids no matter where, in search of endless adventure.

I first met Terell in tenth grade when he came up to us in front of Delizia 92, one of the many pizza places we frequented. He had on circular glasses like Arthur and the most outlandish, superfluously large, and bright orange bubble jacket any of us had ever seen. He handed us a business card with a dime bag stapled to the back, proffering himself as our new drug dealer. He was nerdy af, but nice, as he became more successful his swagger and ridiculousness increased. Long story short he was about fuckery. Like truly the worst drug dealer I’ve ever had to this day. I have flashbacks of him wasting hours, upon hours of our time, waiting as he told countless lies. At first he was great, then he started smoking weed, turning into those melted Truth commercial couch creatures.
“Terell where are you? I’m here.”
“Yo what’s goody? I’m on the corner.”
“No you’re not, because I’m on the corner looking at all four corners and I don’t see you.”
“Hahahaha,” he laughed in his monotonous stoner idiot voice “Ight, I’m coming now.”

30 minutes (to an hour sometimes) later…

After repeating this cycle in a series of phone calls, from multiple people, he finally appears brushing his waves obsessively. He had an unrequited crush on Paulina, my amazonian Polish friend, try as he might she didn’t like him. Until that summer hanging out at Nick’s (the Soho House Killer) penthouse apartment he hooked up with my other friend Lauren, a beautiful black girl. This prompted Paulina to do the same. Terell caused a civil war, all of us siding with Lauren until it was resolved.
“Why did you bleep his bleep?” Lauren asked.
“Honestly, because I was jealous,” Paulina answered.

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww……what do you even say to that? It was fucked up, but her candor was major. Amends made, Terell and Lauren carried on with him wasting her time and her acting insane. Dickmatizism is a real addiction. Her entire day revolved around this nigga, singing to his window from across the street while we looked on, stalking him and ducking behind cars when we inevitable found him with somebody else, him refusing to commit, pregnancy scares, then the college years her refusing to commit, becoming a lesbian…ENOUGH, ENOUGH!

Like honestly you guys don’t even understand. Just reminiscing I hate them both, but especially him. This is why we made her steal weed from him. Terell is a central figure of my youth, I ran into him last summer.

When Lauren showed us the exclusive Purple Swag video at Barnes & Noble we didn’t believe Asap was a genuine artist, despite Lauren’s pleas, because of Terell. So why Asap Rocky would try to murder him four months after I told him I knew him boggles my fucking mind. Did you do it to disrespect me? To spite me? Because you’re stupid as fuck or something? You’re hanging on by my love of Rihanna. I’m the only divine, you’ve seen my work. I’m wrathful, yet I’ve let many of your antics with Kanye slide because of Rihanna. Whatever you did to him, you better fucking fix it. Murder…? Someone I know? I’ve shown you nothing but kindness. Then for these insolent uneducated street rats to say he’s snitching, because you betrayed him and tried to kill him, shut the fuck up. Are you fucking insane boy? I’ll be posting about Terell and the Soho House Killer tomorrow. Via: Asap Rocky Instagram

Georgia May Jagger Is A Racist

And the last ass beating of the day goes to Georgia May Jagger, the big faced, small brained racist. Look at her clutching her purse as if ASAP Rocky is going to steal it, can’t stand this bitch. She’s so stupid and full of it, how you both? Pick a struggle. You my dingbat are aligned with both devil’s collections, all to antagonize me. Look whose laughing now. Not only is your reputation going to be destroyed, your lifespan is one of the shortest.
So funny you and Naomi the sex trafficking madame don’t believe in bullying. Yet you both bullied me. Performative activist. For your dad to think I’m coming back when he helped abuse me, he’s senile; I’m not your mom, I have dignity and intellect. That’s what he gets listening to you and your trash family.

She had SOOOO much to say about me with her pea sized brain and mediocre, nepo-baby accomplishments. What have you earned without Jerry Hall and Mick Jagger to ever run you basic white mouth about me? NOTHING, NOT A THING. ASAP has more money than your kicked out the will for betraying your father who gave you everything ass. You’ve ruined both your parents relationships, exposing you before sending you to hell is the chef’s kiss. If anyone thinks I’m joking about jailing Mick Jagger, Ronnie & Sally Wood, Rupert Murdoch, Jade Jagger and Jerry, you aren’t thinking. All your behavior worked in my favor. If I find something where Georgia, Lucas Jagger, Brett Grace, the Hilfiger’s, anyone who helped Melanie deformed Hamrick in recent months cover up a murder, I’ll press charges against you too. You’re an accessory to murder and perjury. Bitch Mick Better Have My Money, try me. I saved your lives, so did L’wren Scott, but you’re a family of psychopaths possessing no empathy, or sympathy, only cruel, entitled behavior. Is it still funny? I’m the only one laughing and that murderer, rapist, stalker is still in my stories, still hitting on me. All of you are jokes. Remember I was kind and minding my business, you earned what’s coming. Via: Getty Images

Style With ASAP Rocky

ASAP Rocky might be the male version of Rihanna, it’s ugly until he wears it. Point and case outfit number 2, nothing tailored, mixed patterns and seemingly garish animal patches (the stuff of acid trips) on his jeans. Yet it comes off as this fused mixture of effortless cool, gender fluid, hobo chic. The fluid nature of his style with the feminine prints, blouses and pearl accessories is subtle and exquisite. He also rocks fabrics you wouldn’t normally put together (silk orange chemise with a cargo pant), the epitome of style. Super versatile. Which style is your favorite? Photos: Asap Rocky Daily and Asap Rocky Fashion

Pretty Flacko

Let’s all just take a moment to admire the beauty of ASAP Rocky. I met him and this is a man who can undo a bra strap, through a leather jacket. Thank you for the art, thank you for the style, thank you for the confidence boost. Definitely doing a fashion appreciation post on him. Photo: Alastair McKimm

Signature Hair

My signature hairstyle is over the top bantu knots, inspired by my rockstar, fellow pisces, fellow Caribbean queen Rihanna.