Hard Fail: Going To Bed Early

The struggle is real, we’ve all done this, prepare for an early night to end up distracted. Suddenly you’re scrolling through social media and hours of your life have passed by. It happens to the best of us. For me it’s trying to put down a good book, lying to myself that I’ll read one more page and be done.

Harry Potter was the epitome of fuck sleep. I use to pass out, book in hand, then sneak read during classes. We raced to finish J.K Rowling’s newest release, preventing spoilers. Keeping tabs on everyone’s progress, so you could finally discuss everything that unfolded. Those days were magic, just like the midnight release parties at Barnes & Noble. It was a time. Entering the bookstore to see hundreds of stacked hard covered books, guaranteeing you won’t leave empty handed. Extremely grateful for the period I was born in. Hoping newer generations get to experience something like it. Via: NinaCosford

A Question For Birdman…

When you pulled up uninvited to The Breakfast Club to regulate, were you inspired by Hagrid in this Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone scene?

I’ve used one of the many memes created from this iconic moment, where rapper Birdman cursed out radio hosts Charlamagne tha God, DJ Envy and Angela Yee for disrespecting him (read Binky Barnes As Birdman). Rewatching the Harry Potter movies I gagged when Hagrid used the same verbiage. My mind started reeling. Is Birdman a Potterhead too, yes or no? Did he watch this and decide to handle business? Via: Peacock

Melanie Hamrick Never Tamed Mick Jagger

I made a mistake and forget another one of Mick Jagger’s real girlfriends (read Melanie Hamrick Provides No Satisfaction). The gorgeous model/business owner Alicia Roundtree. As you can see she’s actor Jude Law’s ex, like all of the women chosen by the rockstar she’s connected to other powerful suitors. Melanie uggo Hamrick only has her first elderly victim Jose Manuel Carreno. Unlike his mentally ill, murderer rapist ex, he was principal dancer (read Melanie Hamrick Forces Murdoch’s To Lie).

As I’ve proven time and again, the media publishes what they’re paid to. Together since 2014? Yet as the aforementioned article proves he’s been with multiple women, myself included. It’s like Lavender Brown in Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince, she couldn’t sneak Ron Weasley love potions all the time and the spell wore off. Mick Jagger lapses back into his real self, because Raggedy Anne has to keep doing dark magic to hold her victim hostage (read Melanie Hamrick’s Blood Ritual Spell). Now she’s using blackmail (read Melanie Hamrick Holds Hollywood Hostage).

Choose background dancer and tattered nobody Melanie Hamrick, when she’s missing skin off her nostril, has an uneven face and no connections prior to Mick. Look at her, look at Alicia. As if stingy Mick Jagger would willingly have a baby and give child support money to finance a fame whore. All my articles she tried to remove are still here baby, because I’m telling the truth and proved it legally. Melanie killed L’wren Scott (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory). Jealous Jerry Hall backed her after spreading lies, because she doesn’t want him with anyone who outshines her (read Jerry Hall Lies About L’wren Scott). She knows Melanie is ugly and played the shit of Mick Jagger, as he deserves. Attempting to remove my evidence by committing perjury, Ratty hair Melanie fell right into my plan. She’s a below basic, desperate, Nazi Karen loser with two sexual partners through black magic. Enjoy your time those who aligned, Athena. Via: Daily Mail





Witch Zodiac Signs

Which witch are you?

As a Pisces I got the witch from Halloweentown. I fucked with that movie heavy growing up. Disney was so legit for those films I’ll allow it, but I’m obvi Hermione Granger. I even have my own Ron Weasley to argue with, smh. P.S, looking at this chart it goes without saying, diversify witches. Via: LunVWitch

RIP Dame Maggie Smith

Not ready to say goodbye to the talented, award winning, iconic Dame Maggie Smith. She’s graced stages and screens for decades, maintaining the same star power as she aged, delighting new generations. The range and variety of her performances solidifies her as one of the greatest to ever do it. What a wonder life and career. Raising my wand for a legend. She’s earned resting in peace. Which of her works was your favorite? Via: Daily Record, Business Insider, Vogue & Pinterest

RHOSLC The Best Cinematic Memes

At first I was going to apologize for being in a loop, but there’s nothing wrong with reverence for profound art. It’s cinema baby. Here are some of the best memes to prove it. I searched in vain for Meredith Marks being compared to Edvard Munch’s ‘Scream’, settling for the Hitchcock reference instead. Art is art that painting side by side was tooooooo goood. I was going to tie it to the last Scream post.
I mean, it’s self-explanatory. What’s taking me out is the Harry Potter dark arts professor prediction. Lord knows Hogwarts couldn’t keep that position filled to save its life. That place had child endangerment written all over it.
This is high quality art. Demanding the audience to interpret, question and resolve. Were they more upset about this than Jen Shah being a criminal? The Saltburn was real. Via: The Morgan Letters_, Twitter, Bravo Breaking News, Read _Reciepts & Bravo And Botox

Pulling Up To Harry Potter…

With the squad, ready to scrutinize everything, EVERYTHING. Fuming over Daniel Radcliffe’s blue ass eyes (not green) and misplaced scar. Fix it Jesus! When’s the last time you did this? Were you pleasantly surprised, or disappointed? Via: Trippy Book Chic

These Are Dark Times

How people use to do you when the new Harry Potter book came out. If you didn’t finish within the week, niggas would intentionally ruin it for shock value. “Sirius died, Sirius died.” This is why the Midnight Magic Parties were a major soirée. I dead went to sleep reading. I wasn’t getting caught out in these streets with spoilers. Who was the last person trying to ruin your book? What book was it? Via: Voracious Readers Only

The Thing About God

It took one evil eye from a gypsy to know there are things beyond the material realm.
No, I don’t go to church.
No, I don’t identify with any religion.
Yes, one million percent yes, I know there’s a god.
A higher power.
The creator.
The source.
Whatever it is you want to call it.
Previous experience in the supernatural should have taught me, except being a control freak means burying and writing off things you don’t comprehend. Realizing in fact everything is not under your control, feels like jumping from an airplane with no parachute. Being told through all the darkness, don’t worry god is going to give you wings just before you hit the ground. Talk about living on a prayer, that was my summer trying to undo what psychic Shanna did to me. Never trust a woman with no doorknob, but that’s a story for a different time.

God has always been in my life, coloring Jesus (hi Nikki and Justin) during Sunday service when the kids split from the adults, Jehovah Witness meetings my aunt Vivian roped my mother into, with all their doomsday rhetoric (I had to fight for my right to read Harry Potter), but most importantly was My Book of Bible Stories. A mustard yellow book embossed with shiny blood red lettering, the title gleaming when touched by light. At the time it was the most exquisite book I’d ever seen, filled with vibrant illustrations. The coloring was perfect, the font was perfect, the paper quality between my fingertips, divine. All my life my nose has been in books, a virtue my grandmother poked fun at. In elementary school this book ticked all my OCD bibliophile boxes. I devoured it cover to cover. The most disturbing stories being Jezebel the prostitute falling out of the window and the woman who turned into a pillar of salt, looking back, ignoring god. This book hands down is the basis of my morality, the stories instilled a reverence for god and ethics. But who wrote these stories? People for profit?

Bible stories are meant to guide you, not to be taken verbatim. For example women not being able to wear jewelry, when it was written women donned jewels to signal they were prostitutes. That made sense then, but isn’t appropriate now. As Pastor Donna explained, the context of these stories are everything. Surprisingly the most enlightening revelation of this whole journey, is the lack of critical thinking regarding doctrines and ideologies in play. Who said the only way to be close to god is through a religion? Who said you must follow a set of rules and regulations, or be punished? All that is required of you is having your own relationship to god in whatever manner you see fit, because god is love and not fear, or hatred.

Out of the atheist who behaves morally, spreads love, exhibits kindness, treats people kindly, versus the person who goes to church, studies the bible, secretly does pernicious things, lies, cheats, spreads hatred and treats others poorly, the former will be in god’s favor. Those who behave as the latter can thump bibles all day, as long as they spread negativity they are not of the source. That is the devil’s work. Are you someone who disbelieves in a higher power due to the confines of society? How often do you question the origins of things? Why or why not? My seventh grade social studies teacher gave one piece of advice from the Jewish faith that changed my life: question everything. Via: Lun V Witch