Sutton Stracke: A Fashion Tragedy

Sutton Stracke is a constant fashion don’t, I can’t with her. She’s a fucking mess and nobody tells her due to the money. Let me do the honors uggo Stracke, you aren’t attractive. Your square, ill defined, shapeless body makes almost everything you wear look like shit and your taste is appalling. No wonder you tried to steal my persona (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). Bitch. You. Could. Neverrrrrrrr. Ever. In that inbred life. If people really loved her she wouldn’t be wearing that jacket. I mean wtf is really going on?

Perhaps what’s most perturbing is the one year age difference between her & Gwyneth Paltrow. That’s right, let that sink in.
Sutton aged like expired milk and Gwyneth aged like fine wine.

Dragging a neo-Nazi means nothing to me. She attacked the Kemsley’s, then went on an entirely different program to attack Heather Dubrow, another Jewish person (read Sutton Stracke Attacks Jewish Family). All while aiding in a hate crime against me, then trying to actually be me, because she can’t get nor keep a man (read Me, Sutton Stracke And Melanie Hamrick). Birds of a feather flock together. She’s an uggo loser striving to be cool, like murderer rapist Melanie Hamrick (who’s miserable upon learning who she sold her soul to, contrary to popular belief he’s fucking exhausting). Enjoy that time, the lawsuits and humiliation, kids included. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. Via: Big Blonde Hair

Sutton Stracke Attacks Jewish Family

Talk about living in delusion, pure unfiltered delusion. Dorit Kemsley settled for PK according to Sutton Stracke. Therefore she shouldn’t be picky either and learn to settle. Bitch…Dorit is beautiful, you are not. How dare you compare yourself to her. Now I see why you and Melanie Uggo Hamrick get along, both racists, both mentally ill enough to believe any hype. You’re welcome for the reality check. Even if you copy my personality, as you endeavored (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi), you still don’t look like me (read Me, Sutton Stracke And Melanie Hamrick).
Now Sutton Stracke’s unsolicited attack against Jewish PK makes sense.

Spreading lies, about a Jewish family, because that’s what Neo-Nazi’s do. Shame on Bravo. For those confused, Stracke claimed there were women in PK’s car during his DUI arrest. Kemsley provides the police statement, proving he was alone. How much more racism, antisemitism, hatred has to be displayed? I have more coming. When I speak you fucking listen, never disrespect my divinity with these washed white basic bitches again. Go easy on you? Naw I’m sick of talking, it’s time to execute action. Athena. Via: Us Weekly

Updated: 5/23/2024 10:07pm

White Supremacist Crystal Minkoff

Being white isn’t a pre-requisite for being a white supremacist, just the belief that non-whites are inferior. Crystal Minkoff, with her dirty diaper shaped face, is exactly that. She wants to be white soooo bad. The temerity of this basic bitch calling Dorit Kemsley racist. Actions speak louder than words, my screenshots of Minkoff, Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke’s duplicitous activities, shout from mountain tops. Each one of these Beverly Hills Housewives participated in a hate crime against a black woman. Just examples of when clout chasing goes wrong.
Let’s start with the sagging diaper.

Sally Wood, the stubby, barely attractive wife of decrepit Ronnie Wood, is a true blue racist. Sally being 1/2 of the Ratty Patty Sisters, helped the other half of this nappy headed duo, Melanie Hamrick, obstruct justice. Endeavoring to cover up the murder of L’wren Scott and rape of Mick Jagger (read Ronnie And Stubby Sally Wood Are Racists and Melanie Hamrick Is Hollywood’s Downfall). Crystal Minkoff was fully aware of this, purposely aligning with satan, pedophilia, human trafficking, child trafficking, racism, misogyny, murder, rape and domestic violence, as evidence in this blog and my social media. Crystal claims to be intelligent, I beg to differ. She isn’t smart enough to realize the copious amounts of legal evidence I posted. She isn’t smart enough to realize I’m a Goddess and her entire line, kids included, will be joining them in hell, after misfortune. Early too. Senior citizen isn’t in the cards for you. She isn’t smart enough to realize she’s fucked. Husband’s legacy destroyed.
Now, knowing who my twin is, she regrets the missed opportunity to social climb. A fucking parasite. Crystal also missed the memo, being a nobody bitch, that Sally Wood, Ronnie Wood and the Jagger’s are on my non-negotiable prison list. That the survival of the world depends on me.

Keep Dorit’s name out of your lying mouth, you loser bitch. After I called her out, ahem Andy Cohen, Bravo supported them am I right? As the comment from this blogs insta account displays, January 4th 2023. Remorseless Crystal blocked me for calling her out, screenshot that too. Now look how that satanic energy is spreading throughout the franchise, down to Cohen’s legal battles.

Tsk tsk, told you so.
Cara Delevingne, is referenced here, because she had a chance to save herself. That’s out the window, she’s hell bound for being a supremacist. Her house burning down is just the beginning.
Jeremy Renner is also referenced, he wouldn’t be here without me. Renner can thank his incident on Hollyweirdo and super predator, bff Chris Evans (read Chris Evans Is A Jealous Psychopath).

Being a divine I knew they would attack Dorit, so I gave her all the evidence to defend herself against this smear campaign. Prescience protects. That’s why you listen when a Goddess speaks, because I’m not joking. Just ask the falsely ordained Royals, the Pope. Which royals made that skin color comment about Prince Harry’s children again? Exactly. What did I say about them? What’s happening to them now? Go through my social media, this blog. Was having Melanie Raggedy Anne Hamrick at Versailles to aid psychopath Mick Jagger worth it? You made your beds.
Pay attention, or pay the price. If you aligned with the devil’s collection, enjoy your time. Only I can help you, give me a reason why I should after all this time and evidence? These pieces taught you to save your fucking selves. I want them gone, or else Andy…xoxo Athena. Via: Sally Wood Instagram & Saint_Twenty

RHOSLC Renaissance Moment

Dear Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4,
Tina Turner perfectly encapsulates my feelings.

You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I’ve ever met
I’m stuck on your heart.

My favorite cinematic memes are coming. The level of art they gave in that finale from paintings, to television, to literature, to film, transcended the genre of reality tv, as well as the housewives franchise. One Twitter user accurately depicted them as Sandro Botticelli’s “Lamentation Over the Dead Christ” (1492). I mean, where the lie? Via: Twitter (Sasquatch Liasons) & Bravo

RHOSLC Finale Proves They’re Icons

Spoiler Alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert!

Absolutely ALL I can think about. I had literal goosebumps watching The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City finale, coupled with heart palpitations and intense anxiety. It was pure, unfiltered art. The high I felt throughout my entire being could only be described as Frank Lucas Blue Magic. I’m still processing. Heather Gay is major, major, for putting the pieces together. The set up was real. I knew Jen Shah gave her that black eye, because Jen is a violent liar. Just like I knew Meredith Marks didn’t send those dm’s, character is everything. Once you observe a persons character, you’ll know what they are and aren’t capable of. Heather is a nurturer, who puts others before herself. Even if it’s toxic. Hence covering for Jen. Meredith doesn’t attack people unless they attack her (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks), she doesn’t have time nor energy to create a troll account to expose people. That’s not her vibe.

Right now I don’t really have the words to comment on this epic, epic, episode. It gave us Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Nancy Drew, Big Little Lies and all of my teachings. When Heather started talking timestamps, screenshots, proof, fake accounts, I couldn’t be more proud. Y’all further vindicated me against Melanie Hamrick the unattractive murderer rapist and the Kardashian Jenner West coven. Salt Lake City is truly GODS gift to us all. They make me so happy. Brava everyone for a spectacular season, that made us question everything, gave us the complexities and nuances of ethics and morality, held a mirror up to ourselves. Like were they worth the collateral damage to take out elder abuser Jen Shah, who continues to comment from prison? My mind is reeling. Thank you Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Monica Garcia/Fowler, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, and Angie Katsanevas. Thank you Bravo production, you guys are phenomenal. Give them all every award. Give them everything. I am forever changed. I’ll have more to say when I’m over being shooketh. Somebody go see if Valter is upset! Dita Von Teese certainly is. Via: Housewives Addicted, BravoHolicss, Bravo And Botox, The Reality.Report, The Real Housewives Zone & Decider Dot Com

Final Cast List: Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Lead.

Understudy.

Girl carrying tray.

Nene Leakes is an icon, don’t you forget it. Her memes, taglines, iconic phrases and facial expressions, her personality, beefs, storylines, and forays into areas beyond Housewives are timeless. Cynthia Bailey’s years as a housewife are like her modeling career, lackluster. Was it really modeling? It’s giving mid-tier commercial sweetie.
There are levels to this and you aren’t on Nene’s. You aren’t a pillar of the franchise, but you’re definitely an Uncle Tom. Bravo’s reboot needs to work, because thanks to Garcelle, Crystal & Sutton (pretty much everyone minus Dorit Kemsley), Beverly Hills is going to need it. The evidence is chef’s kiss. Shame. Shame. Shame. Nothing can justify your actions, but you got the right oneeeeeeeee. Via: MogulMagUk, Reality Chat & The Peach Report

Tamra Judge Is Chaos

The confessionals.
The screaming.
The lies.
The indignation.

Tamra Judge is out of her of fucking mind. Sometimes a housewife just needs to unplug to be better. This season is so very chaotic. Honorary mention to Vicki Gunvalson for being one, two, three sheets to the wind wasted during her cameo. Brava ladies, brava. Everyone is doing their jobs. Via: Bravooomg

RHOP Season 7 Episode 9 Is Epic

The last 23 minutes of season 7 episode 9 is pure, unfiltered art. Hands down one of the best episodes to ever air, possibly the best. It was just hit, after hit, after hit. I don’t even know where to begin: Robyn playing Candiace recording dissing everyone, Candiace lying that she never said Karen had an affair, Karen’s speech before storming off, Gizelle collecting rain water, Ashley coming through as Michael Darby’s wife (telling Karen Candiace said she’s cheating, recording the Uber drive from the bar), Candiace coming for Mia’s friend, Mia, Wendy showing up knowing damn well Mia don’t want her there, the editors montage after Karen announced she was leaving after one drink…4 hours later. This is hands down the best season ever, EVER! Thank you Potomac for always understanding the assignment. C’est magnifique. I literally watched the last 23 minutes twice, stunned. Top tier television. Lies, shade, secrets. Via: Housewives Tingz

A Classic Housewives Moment

Y’all play too much. I can not. The Bravo fan pages not about shit, like honestly this is one of the most iconic moments in housewives history. When Aviva Drescher, cousin of the Fran Drescher, threw her leg on that table. Everyone’s reaction. Luann’s reaction, mind you she was a friend of that season, bringing grade A drama. The performance was top tier. Please Google this moment. Via: BravooOMag

Dorinda Medley’s X-Mas Tree

First, let me start off by saying I have a LOT to say about the housewives this week, I’ll space it out daily as not to overwhelm. I’ll start with Dorinda Medley’s Christmas tree at The Blue Stone Manor this year, she made it nice and unique. I’ve been inspired to now do a curation of my favorite trees! Dorinda you are deeply missed. My thoughts on the NYC branch will come later this week. Hard truths need to be told. Are you into it, or no? Via: Dorinda Medley