Scheana Shay’s Hooker Book

Someone needs to bring this delusional bitch down to size, I volunteer as tribute. Ahem. Scheana Shay and her weird ass chin, the only reason she made it on The New York Times bestseller list is due to the celebrities she’s fucked. She’s a pass around. A Hollywood hooker. An easy lay. A pick me. No one cares about her, it’s about what the famous men were like in bed. She isn’t interesting and has zero standards. She’ll do anybody, women, men, married, threesomes, fivesomes, girl get a clue. Only she could be a non playing character in her own story.

Stassi Schroeder doesn’t have to lay on her back, get on her knees, and blab her fucking mouth to sell books. Scheana’s so unlikable she pushed her ex-husband into drug addiction and the other into an affair. Trust if it weren’t for Summer Moon, Brock would be gone with the wind sweetie. She’s the epitome of tedium. Topping it off she’s racists af. So happy she’s hell bound. Lisa Vanderpump doesn’t need her. She never has been, and never will be That girl. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: ByeWigHelloDrama

Style With Dorit Kemsley

Pure glamour. Being loyal to Lisa Vanderpump has left me side eyeing all who have betrayed her, but Dorit has grown on me this season. She’s matured out of the mean girl bunch, but still brings her fair share of drama. Most importantly she’s successfully usurped Erika Jayne as the queen of housewives glam. Jayne started it, but Dorit took that crown off her frosted blonde head and plopped it right onto hers. Bitch is SERVING LOOKS, from intricate hairstyles to curated shoes. A mix between streetwear chic and vintage ladies like Lee Radziwell. Think twice before meeting up with her, because dressing down is pearl lined hair and full Chanel. Let’s talk about the conscious effort in look six. The blue with white shoe straps that play up the white print on the blouse, pants and hair tie. Subtle sophistication. She’s giving me white Thelma from Good Times vibes with that one. Which look is your fave? Via: Dorit Kemsley’s instagram