Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows

Let’s give a round of applause to the artist who perfectly captured the nature of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’s relationship. Two clowns, but he’s the cuckold one. A nerd his entire life, Sanchez would never look at him if he weren’t incredibly wealthy or if a hotter, famous, but still rich suitor gave her the time of day.

The subversive nature of this image, with Lauren Sanchez playing the role typically assigned to men and Mrs. Sanchez as her bitch, is spot on. It doesn’t get better than the tattoos of Leonardo DiCaprio, the man she openly ogled in front of her partner (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious) and Mark Zuckerberg, another billionaire loser she had an affair with (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Karma, an affair so scandalous the media hinted at it, questioning if the two would even wed. I guess the Zuck tattoo on Jeff’s arm is because Mark publicly humiliated him, getting his now wife to marvel at how romantic he is on social media, and donning lingerie for him. Making Jeff Bezos the bitch of two people.

The unlikeable, dastardly duo is now defacing the already ravaged Met Gala; an event that’s been hanging by a thread of existence and relevance since Kanye West got the Kardashian Jenners in. With the family of talentless, insipid, trite, soulless, cum buckets discarding him after draining his energy and social connections they’d otherwise have no access to.

I’ll leave you with this, regarding the billionaire hostage situation, from the page I got the artwork from. “The Met Gala still likes to present itself as a cultural summit. It enjoys the illusion of autonomy, the belief that fashion gathers on those steps because it must. The Gala no longer behaves as a ritual or artistic inquiry. It behaves as a hostage situation held in place by the financial power that surrounds it. Money dictates tone, the access, the narrative, the aesthetics, and the direction of its exhibitions. The Costume Institute has reached a point where the event cannot breathe without the donors who underwrite it. The arrival of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as primary financial backers exposes this condition with unusual clarity. The institution feels pinned under its own need for billionaire sponsorship, while the industry performs gratitude with uncomfortable enthusiasm.” Well said. It’s also a satanic ritual.

NOBODY likes these people. Imagine being so shameless, lacking so much self-respect you force yourself onto others. To think I would ever be coerced as a Goddess into hanging out with the dregs, who used my domains to ascend to power. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. The lowest quality of people, vacuous. How about I off you all? The fuck you thought this was. I’ll slap the shit out of you in front of your kids. Tolerate you? Let me send you to hell type early. Enjoy your time, Kali & Shiva. Via: DesignScene

Category Is: Most Shocking Slap

It’s giving Dynasty, the original 80’s masterpiece. Alexis Carrington, Krystle Carrington and Dominique Deveraux never missed an opportunity to bitch slap each other, apparently neither do the stars. This doesn’t mean you should go around striking people, but Jay-Z had it coming. Solange Knowles did it in the privacy of an elevator while leaving the Met Gala. Defending her sister Beyoncé Knowles–Carter, because he was cheating on her (read Mood: Solange At The Met Gala). Beyoncé beaming with pride afterwards is diabolical. Unbeknownst to everyone when this photo originally circulated, the singer was ecstatic that her husband caught a fade. Making this photo iconic.

Should Will Smith be banned from the Oscars for going onstage and slapping the shit out of Chris Rock, when the other attendees have done far, far worse (read Doesn’t Deserve An Oscar 2025)? I’ll let you decide. Along with viewers, everyone in the audience was stunned realizing the confrontation wasn’t a skit. Making this an unforgettable moment in Academy Awards history. Despite being impelled to press charges from hypocritical, innately racists white people like Sean Penn, who beat on both his ex-wives Madonna & Robin Wright, Chris Rock dropped it (read The Real Reason People Mad At Will Smith). Wakanda forever. Which of these slaps shocked and rocked the world more? I honestly can’t decide. Via: Reddit & Reuters

Selena Gomez Met Gala Sabotage

The way these basic, talentless bitches hate on Selena Gomez is wild. Kris Jenner paying the triple threats makeup artist $800,000 to do her dirt, is diabolical af. Let’s all thank Jordyn Woods for the intel (read
Almost Everyone Hates Selena Gomez). The gag is Selena still looked better than you botched bimbos. At her worst and your best, she’s still above you. Where’s the lie? She lives in their heads rent free. Stay pressed hoes. Via: Aria._

Updated: 9/24/2025 10:37am

Mood: Solange At The Met Gala

If I send you this, that means it’s on sight.

Died laughing when I saw this. His caption: “The shape, the size & fit of that wig was a clear warning & indicator of what was to come for Jay-Z.” Arguably the most major Met Gala ever. Solange had ulterior motives from jump. Black people are the internet. You’re welcome. Via:_PettyKing


Lila Moss Is Just Awful

Honestly, she fails every time. Lila Moss doesn’t have it, isn’t worthy of a single campaign, serves no body, has no facial structure, isn’t art, can’t tell a story. Wow she rested her arm lazily over her head while staring dead into the camera, we’re so fortunate to look upon such beauty and grace. I mean, it’s insulting. It’s giving Cynthia Bailey bad, instead of auntie Naomi Campbell iconic (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). Also what are the Supers feeding these girls? They’re so tiny compared to their mothers, have zero sex appeal, it’s like looking at a child not a woman. Smh, it’s that hormone free I tell ya. I haven’t seen one supermodel spawn match or exceed their parents. Lizzy Jagger is the closest (hate to say it), farrrrrr better than her big faced sister.

I’m beyond over nepo-babies receiving things others are far more deserving of (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2024), then having the audacity to be entitled while we’re forced to look at this talentless mess (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Why would they have manners or perfect a craft, when there’s no adversity to create character and gratitude. Showing everyone, yourself included, what you’re made of. It’s not about getting knocked down, but if and how you rise to the occasion by getting back up. Therefore Molly Ringwald needs to stfu, we’re endeared to her 80’s Brat Pack movies, but she isn’t one of the greats. Molly Ringwald was the worst of everyone In Ryan Murphy’s (coming for you later boo) Capote vs. The Swans mini series. Girl, that’s Naomi Watts you’re acting next to. Boy does she still got it. Everyone did except Molly, including Demi Moore who gave one of the most glamorous death scenes ever. Pure art. That being said, I’ll be watching and if your daughter doesn’t bring it, she’ll be shredded by the truth. There’s no evidence of being predisposed to talent as I’ve pointed out numerous times with the rest of the world, just predisposed access to opportunity. Where’s the lie? None were told.

Looking at Gianni Versace’s ad’s compared to his second rate sister Donatella, her lack is evident. Gianni respected the Gods, hence his Medusa logo, she does not. Whatever talent she possessed was sucked dry by that satanic Kardashian Jenner West coven, with each Met Gala getting gloomier, less inspired, or worse, BORING (read Negligence Is The New Black). Maybe if she spent less time on cosmetic enhancements to look like a botched muppet and participating in hate crimes, she’d have better clothes and ads. A sloppy mess. What type of creature is Medusa? Why did Gianni choose her for the logo? Who wore her as an Aegis? Gianni understood what his sister did not. Athena. Via: Page Six, Vogue Hong Kong, Versace, Kate Moss Agency, & Richard Avedon

Updated 5/30/2024 12:30am

Halloween Inspo: Lil Kim

There’s nothing better than a creative costume. The reason I started Halloween Inspo was based off my experience with Ricky’s, buying the slutty expensive costumes that everyone has. Don’t even get me started on shopping late, waiting on a line that extends down the block, for an hour, to pick from scraps. Being sexy, unique and anxiety free is so much better.

Many people have been the Queen Bee, duh Lil Kim is an entire style icon. If she doesn’t have a fashion award give her one asap. The looks I chose are iconic, easy, and fun. The first two involve pasties, the third a tourist shop and a thrift store, the fourth a sex shop for the bondage necklace. Be it album covers, videos, award shows, The Met Gala (her fifth look), being this fashion legend will turn heads henny. Which look is your favorite? Via: LilKimIsMuva & Rose_Gold_Nigga

A Golden Age Is Coming!

Water is such a powerful cleanser, it’s been used many times to restart the world when evil outweighs good. Think Atlantis. Think Noah’s Arc. Natural disasters abound when it’s time to clean up. My point being the world has restarted plenty of times, entire civilizations have been lost due to it. This time is no different, except it is, because of me. I incarnated to save this place, this time if it ended it’s for keeps. You know it’s dire when a Goddess enters the chat.
Humans have once again rotted, choosing materialism over spirituality. Profit over people, profit over this planet. A lack of compassion, out for self by any means necessary, down to selling their souls. Soon the devil will come for his collections (Kardashian Jenner West & Melanie Hamrick) and those aligned. People will start dropping like flies, no one will be left to wonder of God or Satan’s existence. Make your deals, ones that I care for. I’ve helped enough, I have things to do, like transfer energy.

Audience: Why, what do you mean?
I mean, despite Anna Wintour and her slavers, the Kardashian Jenners, thinking I didn’t want them at The Met Gala, it was quite the contrary. I wanted them there, I want them everywhere.
Audience: I don’t understand, what gives?
Well once I took their powers, they doubled down on draining peoples talent (aka magic) to maintain some semblance of power. I realized I could take all the magic they collected from others, transferring it to a new generation. Enhancing their gifts for a golden age! Every Goddess needs a golden age duhhhhh, of technology, art, science, design, law, politics, everything! It’s gonna be majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Overshadowing those who were taken from, leaving them as footnotes, barely remembered. Think the Olympian’s taking out the Titans (see that’s why these tales pass down, for referential purposes). That way there won’t be this gap between the collections dying out, to the modern Renaissance period. The show must go on with or without you, duhhhhhhh. Via: Dreams Never Lie Chico

SLC Housewives: A Bright Spot

Just in case you missed it, because the 10pm time slot was too late. A bright spot during both the first and second wave of the pandemic was the latest addition to the housewives franchise, Salt Lake City. Heartbroken that it’s already over, but super excited for this three part reunion. These fiery ladies were the perfect cast. Everyone played their part and for that I salute you. Thank you for the laughter. Here are some amazing contributions from the above queens:

-I’m not engaging, I’m disengaging.
-Thumbs up, another way to say fuck you.
-You smell like hospital.
-Jen Shah isn’t acting, in fact she’s quite possibly hiding her full spectrum of crazy.
-Maybe it’s cause I’m a New Yorker and mask have been on the scene before Covid, but I loved Meredith’s mask that doubled as a necklace. Major. Just when you thought the over the top sleeves of her pink birthday dress was it.
-Whitney’s mask imitating Meredith’s mask, hilarious.
-The trip to Vegas doing the exact opposite of it’s kumbaya objective, it couldn’t have gone any more left.
-Mary Cosby’s war against her son’s girlfriend.
-Lisa Barlow having a heart of gold after being pegged the cast villan.
-Whitney being messy at the birthday.
-Heather Gay owning her desires, she likes em dumb with a criminal record.
– Vaulter and the Met Gala luncheon.

And so much more. Stellar job ladies. Perfection was attained. I’ve watched every episode twice, the second time to process what I saw the first time. Did you watch? What’s your favorite moment? Via: Housewives Addicted


Happy Birthday Rihanna

My queen before everyone jumped on the Fenty bandwagon. My signature hairstyle is based on her, she’s my number one style icon, Caribbean and a February pisces like me. One of the worst moments of my life is when she deactivated her instagram. I searched everyday until she came back. I love her candor, the way she reads trolls, that she is art in motion, does what she wants and says what she wants. A rockstar. Anti is one of my favorite albums of all time. I feel like I’m just sprouting off at random. I can fill books with my obsession for Rihanna. The Met Gala is hers, the first black woman to sign a deal with LVMH and her legendary inclusive make-up that changed the industry. Remember it’s ugly until Rihanna wears it. One of my favorite humans to ever walk the planet. I hope she gets everything she wants this year. Photos: Bad Girl Riri