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Jordyn Woods Is Sick Of Kylie Jenner

By: Saint Twenty August 22, 2026August 22, 2026

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Jordyn Woods made a beautiful bride on her wedding day. Naturally Kylie Jenner showed up with pr boyfriend/at this point hostage, Timothee Chalamet (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). She looked an absolute hooker mess. Tacky, tattered, hired escort vibes. It was giving “Pretty Woman,” for once not in a good way. While Chalamet’s look had a coke bender aura.

Sifting through social media to find photos of Jordyn on HER day, I came across a “Spider-Man” movie collaboration. Woods posted the promo on her Instagram account July 29th 2026. Shady, because a little over a month earlier I wrote an article revealing Timothee Chalamet is in love with Zendaya (read Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya). Cold bloodied. Made worse by Chalamet being rejected for the role, losing out to Tom Holland in films and bitches because of ballet. Hence deeming it a dying art form no one cares about (read Timothee Chalamet’s Beef Actually Makes Sense). The British actor is living the life Timothee Chalamet wants.

Once upon a time Kylie Jenner would’ve been maid of honor, had her family not viciously attacked Woods. Hyped by Kimora Lee Simmons, while letting predator Tristan Thompson slide, even popping out another baby. Hate us cause they ain’t us, no matter how much surgery they get or black babies they have, those hoes will never be black.

Between this and the Knicks playoff appearances, it seems Woods has outgrown aggressive, obsessive, controlling Jenner (read Black BFF Trope In Real Life). Finally waking up from the sunken place, because she doesn’t need their situation of manufactured drama, back door deals for fake boyfriends and awards, along with other unsavory behavior. More power to Jordyn Woods, they tried to sink that bitch and she swam, carving out her own lane sans living in their shadow. Unlike some, getting Hulu shows by affiliation. Those bitches could never without that family of lying, gutter pedo prostitutes (read Meta Manipulates Numbers For Kardashian Jenner’s Laundering). The ONLY black woman to escape from them siphoning her energy. Notice she’s thriving. Congratulations. Via: Vogue & Jordyn Woods Instagram

Updated: 8/22/2026 11:27pm

Timothee Chalamet’s Beef Actually Makes Sense

By: Saint Twenty August 7, 2026August 7, 2026

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Damn. Timothee Chalamet’s disdain for Tom Holland is legit. He lost the role of Spider Man due to Holland’s ballet background, AND the girl he loves, Zendaya (read Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya). I know that nigga gets on his last nerve, forreal. When the woman you love is your competitor’s wife, nothing else dating wise really matters. I feel him. Making matters worse is that lit British accent. Is Tom Holland an unintentional menace? Via: ComplexPop

Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya

By: Saint Twenty May 25, 2026May 25, 2026

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Why did Timothee Chalamet choose Jacob Elordi as tribute? Knowing I loathed the Kardashian Jenner’s, the “Dune” actor knew for a fact I would slaughter the “Euphoria” star (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). All of a sudden the pieces came together. The common denominator in his diss regarding ballet as a dying art, despite his sister and mother giving him a start through their work as ballerinas, and the setup, Zendaya.

Chalamet was throwing shade at Tom Holland, who impressed their mutual co-star with his pirouettes. Jacob Elordi is Zendaya’s ex-boyfriend. It became very apparent Timothee Chalamet is pulling a “Kill Bill,”infuriated and heartbroken that his love is unrequited. Resorting to revenge of her current and past lovers- white boys, who had the pleasure of intimacy with her. Immediately upon discovery I searched for photos of the two on press junkets. The first video to pop up was their BuzzFeed BFF Quiz. Synchronicity. One of the questions was “who is your celebrity crush?” Chalamet instantly answers Tom Holland, Zendaya’s now husband. While Zendaya, oblivious to the signals and silence, states she doesn’t know who Timothee Chalamet has feelings for. Ironically stating she it’s a secret on purpose. Yeah bitch, it is, because the answer is you. Chalamet looks at Zendaya like she’s such an idiot not to see it. Mind you, she knows almost everything else about him.

I told y’all Timothee Chalamet has zero swag. He desperately seeks acceptance from the black community, to the point of caricature (read Timothee Chalamet Isn’t Sexy). He doesn’t have what it takes to pull a black woman, especially of caliber. No easy feat. Therefore, he settled for pedo prostitute Kylie Jenner, a business arrangement (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau). She wanna be Black, so, guess he took the “closest” he could find with perks. Embarrassing for the Kartrashian Jenner’s and their pimp, matriarch Kris Jenner. Honestly, this makes Chalamet intriguing to me. It takes balls to execute a crime of passion for seemingly no reason. It’s the Upper East Side breeding that makes me respect his work. I mean Zendaya is a triple threat, gorgeous, and as he stated, one of the greatest actors of our time. Seeing his heart’s true desire is quite a relief. The boy has standards and taste. Stars mingling with spectacles isn’t cute. He did Jacob Elordi DIRTTTTTTTT. Bravo. Via: BuzzFeed

Updated: 5/25/2026 12:51pm