Why did Timothee Chalamet choose Jacob Elordi as tribute? Knowing I loathed the Kardashian Jenner’s, the “Dune” actor knew for a fact I would slaughter the “Euphoria” star (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). All of a sudden the pieces came together. The common denominator in his diss regarding ballet as a dying art, despite his sister and mother giving him a start through their work as ballerinas, and the setup, Zendaya.
Chalamet was throwing shade at Tom Holland, who impressed their mutual co-star with his pirouettes. Jacob Elordi is Zendaya’s ex-boyfriend. It became very apparent Timothee Chalamet is pulling a “Kill Bill,”infuriated and heartbroken that his love is unrequited. Resorting to revenge of her current and past lovers- white boys, who had the pleasure of intimacy with her. Immediately upon discovery I searched for photos of the two on press junkets. The first video to pop up was their BuzzFeed BFF Quiz. Synchronicity. One of the questions was “who is your celebrity crush?” Chalamet instantly answers Tom Holland, Zendaya’s now husband. While Zendaya, oblivious to the signals and silence, states she doesn’t know who Timothee Chalamet has feelings for. Ironically stating she it’s a secret on purpose. Yeah bitch, it is, because the answer is you. Chalamet looks at Zendaya like she’s such an idiot not to see it. Mind you, she knows almost everything else about him.
I told y’all Timothee Chalamet has zero swag. He desperately seeks acceptance from the black community, to the point of caricature (read Timothee Chalamet Isn’t Sexy). He doesn’t have what it takes to pull a black woman, especially of caliber. No easy feat. Therefore, he settled for pedo prostitute Kylie Jenner, a business arrangement (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau). She wanna be Black, so, guess he took the “closest” he could find with perks. Embarrassing for the Kartrashian Jenner’s and their pimp, matriarch Kris Jenner. Honestly, this makes Chalamet intriguing to me. It takes balls to execute a crime of passion for seemingly no reason. It’s the Upper East Side breeding that makes me respect his work. I mean Zendaya is a triple threat, gorgeous, and as he stated, one of the greatest actors of our time. Seeing his heart’s true desire is quite a relief. The boy has standards and taste. Stars mingling with spectacles isn’t cute. He did Jacob Elordi DIRTTTTTTTT. Bravo. Via: BuzzFeed
Updated: 5/25/2026 12:51pm
