Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook

Omg they SO don’t wanna be seen by the paparazzi! That’s why they went on this double date, photographed out and about with talentless, attention whores Kendall Jenner & Kylie Jenner. Who definitely called the press. Let me put you niggas on to game. Why would self-proclaimed serious actors be seen with faux billionaire, succubus trash? It’s not only getting their money laundered. No, no. Kris Jenner has come up with another way to make exchanges to get men of merit, skill wise, who otherwise wouldn’t be seen with her cum bucket daughters (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau).

When Timothee Chalamet thanked Kylie “had to get a black face and body” Jenner, it was exactly what she deserved. He in fact wouldn’t have won any awards this past season without her. Mama Kris, demon Lilith incarnate, gave deals through the cleaning of money to those who voted for him. It was I who prevented him from getting an Oscar. January 13th 2026, I asked Chalamet how it felt to win by rigging and human trafficking. January 16th 2026 I called The Golden Globes out for making helping the Kardashian Jenner’s taint a reputable industry, they have no business being in. February 11th 2026 (screenshot May 23rd 2026) I told The Academy anyone who voted for his Zionist Jew, inbred, star to spectacle ass, would regret it. Same with Kate Hudson, another cretin associating with that family. Everything they got through Satan came from me. The award went to rightful owner Michael B Jordan, who played distinctly different identical twins in “Sinners.” A film so good I watched it back to back.

What they’re doing isn’t fair to their thespian peers. Nor do I like the Kartrashian Jenners or their affiliates. These pedo prostitutes racially profiled and trolled me on numerous occasions, like I’m some slave bitch. Stealing the black aesthetic, down to my personality, and breeding with us in the same vein as slave masters. For profit (read Jonathan Cheban The Two Faced Satanist). That’s how powerful black people are. FYI, their family is draining the creativity out of Hollywood. They’re also a legal liability, giving me evidence to incriminate everyone.

Timothee Chalamet told Jacob Elordi his business deal, convincing him to do the same with Kendall Jenner. Who has been insolent towards me on multiple troll accounts (read Kendall Jenner Is A Stalker Troll). Broadcasting my relationship with Mick Jagger, Satan incarnate with his loser ass, before I said anything publicly (read Revelation 13: Moloch/Baal/ Satan…Are The Same Entity). Mind you I was minding my mother fucking business, when these satanic weirdos started attacking me. A Goddess, a wrathful one at that, I don’t play that shit. I’m going to continue revealing their secrets before sending them to hell first wave, i.e by 2030 (read Proof: The Kardashian Jenner’s Launder Money). I’m exposing the truth. Don’t use my domains to ascend to power, then disrespect me if you don’t want your secrets spilled. Down to a baby dick rockstar fraud, pretending witchcraft belongs to his wannabe ass. Look how powerless he is, big headed, pedo crypt-keeper. Do note I will NOT be sharing all my avatars. Figure it the fuck out nigga. Know there are a lot. I’m that bitch, Kali & Shiva. Via: ThePopTingz & Saint_Twenty

Updated: 5/23/2026 10:00am

Male Harness Madness

“You’re into fashion, what do you think of this?”

My friend screenshot a photo of this male harness on some rapper, juxtaposed with the photo of Michael B Jordan above. I googled it immediately, finding the internet in an ambivalent tizzy over this Louis Vuitton accessory. Personally I love it, but a statement piece must be worn carefully. Michael B Jordan didn’t wear it properly AT ALL.

First off there is entirely TOO much going on: between the harness, the lapels of the jacket, the color scheme of it all together (the white shirt, the floral print, the black AND navy jacket), is too busy! Although I believe it best not to wear this harness with a jacket, if it’s to be done Chadwick Boseman did that. The harmonious color scheme emphasizes the structural element of the outfit, light architectural, effortless, chic.

Timothée Chalamet, now he gets it perfecto! He wears it sans jacket, which is the proper way, if any. This is a statement piece, if you’re in a jacket, you have to be committed to keeping that layer on, no matter what. This gets awkward if overheated. He keeps it simple in black and lets the harness do it’s work as the focal point. He even gives it a little razzle dazzle with the glitter. Simply elegant. Definitely solidifying himself as a style icon. Who wore it best to you? Photo: Getty Images