Timothee Chalamet: It’s All About Zendaya

Why did Timothee Chalamet choose Jacob Elordi as tribute? Knowing I loathed the Kardashian Jenner’s, the “Dune” actor knew for a fact I would slaughter the “Euphoria” star (read Kris Jenner’s Actor Playbook). All of a sudden the pieces came together. The common denominator in his diss regarding ballet as a dying art, despite his sister and mother giving him a start through their work as ballerinas, and the setup, Zendaya.

Chalamet was throwing shade at Tom Holland, who impressed their mutual co-star with his pirouettes. Jacob Elordi is Zendaya’s ex-boyfriend. It became very apparent Timothee Chalamet is pulling a “Kill Bill,”infuriated and heartbroken that his love is unrequited. Resorting to revenge of her current and past lovers- white boys, who had the pleasure of intimacy with her. Immediately upon discovery I searched for photos of the two on press junkets. The first video to pop up was their BuzzFeed BFF Quiz. Synchronicity. One of the questions was “who is your celebrity crush?” Chalamet instantly answers Tom Holland, Zendaya’s now husband. While Zendaya, oblivious to the signals and silence, states she doesn’t know who Timothee Chalamet has feelings for. Ironically stating she it’s a secret on purpose. Yeah bitch, it is, because the answer is you. Chalamet looks at Zendaya like she’s such an idiot not to see it. Mind you, she knows almost everything else about him.

I told y’all Timothee Chalamet has zero swag. He desperately seeks acceptance from the black community, to the point of caricature (read Timothee Chalamet Isn’t Sexy). He doesn’t have what it takes to pull a black woman, especially of caliber. No easy feat. Therefore, he settled for pedo prostitute Kylie Jenner, a business arrangement (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau). She wanna be Black, so, guess he took the “closest” he could find with perks. Embarrassing for the Kartrashian Jenner’s and their pimp, matriarch Kris Jenner. Honestly, this makes Chalamet intriguing to me. It takes balls to execute a crime of passion for seemingly no reason. It’s the Upper East Side breeding that makes me respect his work. I mean Zendaya is a triple threat, gorgeous, and as he stated, one of the greatest actors of our time. Seeing his heart’s true desire is quite a relief. The boy has standards and taste. Stars mingling with spectacles isn’t cute. He did Jacob Elordi DIRTTTTTTTT. Bravo. Via: BuzzFeed

Updated: 5/25/2026 12:51pm

Thanks For Proving Me Right Sydney Sweeney

A dumb white bitch. Check.

Told this buxom bimbo Mick Jagger was going to destroy her career and plans on killing her (read Told You So: Sydney Sweeney). Promoting Aryan values with that American Eagle ad unapologetically didn’t work out for ya huh? Guess your genes are trash.

Dirty white, inbred MAGA zealots have two extremes: filthy rich or dirt poor with an education to match. The majority falls into the latter category. Unable to afford or understand her films. They’re also the majority of welfare recipients you racist pieces of shit. If they knew how to read they’d know that.

Flop after flop after flop after flop. Hiring Sydney Sweeney to star in a movie is a waste of money. Further validating Mick Satan Jagger hates Republicans/GOP/MAGA, they’re the most evil and will be wiped out first, as they’ve earned. He only tried to assassinate that orange obese pedophile Donald Trump multiple times. Subsequently endeavoring to get the evidence removed from my social media, I’m the only one telling the truth and the origin of drama (read The Truth: Trump’s Assassination).

It doesn’t helped that their balls deep in allegiance with Zionist Jews, the group he hates most and the Kardashian Jenner Wests. I don’t know which family he loathes more, them or the Rothschilds. Everyone aligned with these groups is due to hell early. Mentally ill, satanic pedophiles who don’t listen when a Goddess speaks. Despite proving repeatedly I script your fates and I’m right. Too inbred to change course. Retards. That’s being said when Euphoria is finished so is Sydney Sweeney, this show is the only reason I’m protecting her. The elite Jews on the production as well. Hubris won’t be tolerated so enjoy this time, hell is forever, Kali & Shiva. Via: PopFaction

Told You So: Sydney Sweeney

It all started when Sydney Sweeney’s family got exposed for being MAGA. Mick Jagger cannot stand the Republican Party, specifically Donald Trump, with a fucking passion. Mind you they’re devout Satanists. Guess what? Satan doesn’t give a fuck about anyone, especially those most loyal to him (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). Backstabbing is what he’s programmed to do, one can’t do that without first gaining fealty. Therefore, those most devoted to him are guaranteed harm.

Take for example President pedo Donald Trump, Mick Jagger has tried to kill him on multiple, multiple occasions. Once I vetoed it out of spite, he ensured I’d allow the next attempt (read The Truth: Trump’s Assassination). Binding the entire GOP to him to seal their fiery fates. I mean hello, he killed Charlie Watts after sixty years of friendship and has been trying to off bff Keith Richards for literal decades (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). Who are you to him? Nothing, that’s what.

At first he let the “Euphoria” actress star in a video about me, “Angry” (read I’m A Rolling Stones Muse). Things took a dark turn when he saw that MAGA shit. Marking Sydney Sweeney for death using Melanie Hamrick (read Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe). Something I elucidated to the group chat on May 11th 2025, following up on May 12th 2025. Confirmed by the backlash of her Nazi American Eagle campaign. Letting her know he doesn’t give af, Mick Jagger uses the media to publish claims she’s copying his daughter Georgia May Jagger.

Long story short, he don’t like that bitch. Mick is going to destroy her career by any means necessary before ending her life. This is his plan for all those who supported him dutifully. Joke’s on you, fucking clowns. I told you so, I know him better than you. I’m a fucking Goddess. We created him, not the other way around, you powerless, delusional, imbecilic mortals. He weaponized Raggedy Anne & the Kardashian Jenner West’s– he abhors them, to collect souls, marking people for hell. Hence my forewarnings of disconnect your energy.

He cannot stand Jewish people, especially the Rothschilds, Mark Zuckerberg, Hollywood, he hates the Illuminati, women, black people, pretty much everyone, and needed me to remove my protection so he can fuck shit up. Mark Zuckerberg’s stalking me on Instagram from troll accounts after I blocked him, with his social inept, oblong, inbred, delusional, unattractive, loser ass. Running that soon to be dead mouth (read Mark Zuckerberg Is On The Spectrum). Buffoons, the lot of them. Enjoy that time, I know I’ll delight in cutting it. This is your heaven and soon it’ll be over, Kali & Shiva. Via: WWD & Jaquana Cornelius

RIP Angus Cloud

A lot of people have died these last few weeks, true legends. I know Angus Cloud didn’t reach that status of iconography, but he was a part of one of the greatest pieces of art ever created- Euphoria. This whole time I was worried about something happening to Fezco, the character he played, not him. I can’t imagine the show without him, he’s such an integral part. What a loss of talent, beauty, and style. He stayed here as long as he could tolerate. How you feel is everything, sometimes the world, the grief it’s too heavy. Too heavy to see the light through darkness. If you’re suffering from burdens too hard to bear, reach out, let others carry you into the next day. Rest in peace Angus. Via: Vogue

Bedazzle Your Eyes

Honestly have fun in your life, even if it’s the small things. Pamper yourself, push yourself, express yourself with the same confidence as the Euphoria cast going to class. Having suffered from anxiety in the past I know standing out can be overwhelming. DO IT ANYWAYS. STOP SHRINKING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE COMFORTABLE. Go put on some colorful eyeshadow and some rhinestones bitch. Wing you fucking eye, bedazzle your eyebrows. Do you need to loosen up and leave your comfort zone? Which eye is your favorite? Via: AlexaS0ul

Work Week With Maddy Perez

The beginning of a beautiful work week, hopefully you’re doing something you love. Also don’t be that co-worker, pay attention, it’s like that person in class who asks a question that’s already been answered. Meanwhile everyone got they bags packed ready to leave. Via: Sunday.Scaries

Factual Euphoria Memes

WTF in this case means “where the f*ck” are Maddie’s school belongings? I literally thought the same thing, doing the math in my head like: even if she keeps everything in her locker, this is an in between classes moment, she should still have notes from wherever she came from…
Rue’s steps also match my heart rate watching that episode. How accurate are these memes tho? Via: Shy Guy 118_ & Euphorias Tweets

Dear Zendaya,

Where do you get off wearing virtually a brown ass paper bag potato sack while radiating beauty? Where does it end with you? HOW? I have never in my life…it’s just when do you stop being beautiful and multi-talented? I demand answers now, explain yourself! P.S I stalked your mom by accident and am equally obsessed with her maybe more so, she’s cool af. She is the caption Queen. Can I hang out with her one day? I mean honestly guys do you think Zendaya is from here, or a super hot being from some other galaxy? Via: Zendaya

Zendaya For Vogue Australia

Making clear that this isn’t a celebrity site. I am not going to do birthday tributes to everyone, nor do I follow a fraction of the people I adore on social media. If I did my number would be astronomical. There are so many artists I love: Ava DuVernay, Steve Carrell, Selma Hayek, Viola Davis…I show my support in other ways. Spreading the art, the work, the clip that made me laugh, the song. My level of film, iconoclast, literature, music…knowledge is esoteric. Art is how I live. How crazy do those people look with 100 followers, but following 7,000? Still Zendaya moved me in Euphoria and that transition from child star to an adult one is perilous. This is my favorite shoot, because it’s pure art. Is anybody ready for season two?

Make Up Museum! Yay!

It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming! May 2020 in the Meatpacking District of New York City. I love make up, it’s a form of art and self expression. I’m not heavy into the contouring and doing a million layers, but still. What is your favorite decade of make up? I think for me it has to be now, because they have proper skin tones for all. Also Euphoria should have a whole exhibit. Otherwise, I really love the 70’s, I love the night life, I love to boogie. Give me glitter, give me jewel tones, give me iridescence.