ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Apparently in my grief I forgot to mention Richard Lewis is a style icon. He was the best dressed on Curb Your Enthusiasm (sorry Susie) and kept a full head of beautiful hair until the end. Yes he was the man in black, but he always accented it with a playful tie, cool sunglasses, layers, varied silhouettes, all structured even when they were sleek and perfectly tailored. Who else could dress up beat up Converse? And don’t you forget it. Via: Richard Lewis/Twitter & The New York Post
Watching Richard Lewis on Curb Your Enthusiasm was and will always be my favorite. I was already having a difficult time with this being the final season, but now, now it’s fitting. The bond between him and Larry David was evident with every interaction. The best improv partners, they could barely contain their laughter. Every episode with Richard is hilarious, from moving that blind man, getting the best seat at the restaurant (so Richard came earlier), the kidney transplant and finally the latest episode where he puts Larry in his will, possibly only for reciprocity, their petty friendship is one of my life joys. Rest in peace Richard Lewis, the end of an era. Thank you for the laughs you’re an icon (I’m sobbing). Via: Getty Images & Richard Lewis Twitter
Mick Jagger, would never in a million years choose Melanie ugly Hamrick, especially over L’wren Scott. She is the ugliest person he’s ever been linked to. Honestly after looking at these photos he should disown everyone in his friends and family circle. This is why you need real people around, not parasites who kiss your ass cc: Tommy Hilfiger and his family, Brett Trailer trash Grace, and all the other users. I’m the only one in the fucking building to tell him the truth, Melanie is ugly and you’re wayyyyyyyyyyy out of her league. Meanwhile friends, family and fans who are fake af let an icon walk around with an entire deformed, bad body, bad hair, bad skin, nobody on his arm (it’s like the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where the blind guy dates that ugly girl who told him she’s a model, magic being the blindness). People who genuinely love you don’t tell you what you want to hear, they tell you what you need to hear for your betterment. Thank God I’m a real one, it solved a crime and prevented more deaths. I’m the only person who actually cared about and took care of him. No wonder he won’t let me go.
Melanie Hamrick is a stalker, murderer, rapist, satanist who grew up unpopular due to her looks, which also serves as a detriment to her career. Which is why even a legend can’t help her. Women are expected to be beautiful at all cost as the minimum. With her career going nowhere (no talent), she got desperate. She wanted to be L’wren Scott who was everything she isn’t: beloved, gorgeous, successful, cool, stylish, talented in everything she did. This mentally disturbed black magician took her life and tried to be her, knowing exactly how close she lived from her. How many times did you watch them from afar?
Born ugly to a point where she needs surgery, (which again is why her career is collecting child support from a murder rape baby Mick doesn’t want) she is desperate to be seen as sexy. Always talking about being a pretty ballerina in articles she pays people to publish, she submitted these photographs to a site called Sexyegirls.net. These are some of the most disgusting pictures I’ve ever seen, liming how unattractive she is. Funny she’s always talking about being young, except Luciana Gimenez like L’Wren, is older than you and both are prettier. Luciana eats your deformed face UP. Both of them have no makeup on, with wet hair post swimming; only one of them is beautiful.
Luciana is hot Melanie is not, which is why the former has a career as a host, model, influencer and the latter collects child support checks on an unwanted baby.
One of them has been with other powerful suitors like all of Mick’s consensual picks, the other can’t get anyone without black magic. I feel bad he was raped by this thing and horrified she planned on doing it to me. I literally want to vomit in my mouth. Light plays on Luciana’s features and gets swallowed in the crevices of Melanie’s.
Her desire to be seen as what she isn’t, pretty, is why I remind her of reality. You will never be pretty without intense plastic surgery. You’re a weirdo, an unattractive freak, in no world are you better than L’wren Scott. Mick’s kids should all be kicked out of his will for this alone. Anyone who said she was suitable for a legend doesn’t care about him. I’m the only person who had his back (too bad he didn’t have mine).
I knew Georgia May Jagger was off when she posted a story captioned- this is what goes on in my brain. It was all scribbled graffiti, like a bad acid trip. I literally thought, this bitch weird af, a screw is missing, but I was devoted to my idol and saved them. His kids are idiots and have done nothing but help ruin his life, legacy, and reputation.
Melanie you better sell my house in Florida, I don’t want it. It’s ugly. What other assets besides that and child support will you have for my $9 million dollar lawsuit?
Guess what, you’re paid cents in jail and I’ll take every cent you make. Clink clink ugly, better have my money. Get to work and remember guys don’t sell your soul to the devil, he always comes to collect. You’ll end up broke in prison.
She’ll live in the shadow of me and L’Wren Scott forever. Fake fans, fake friends, trash family of Mick’s, enjoy your time, hell isn’t fun. Via: Sexyegirls.net
“That’s how you get attention.” When she asked to do a lap around the bar of the Soho Grand her motive was unclear. This is something I would never condone; attention seeking is tactless, desperate and shows a lack of self-love. Did she really need the piercing eyes of strangers to feel worthy? How sad. Additionally I don’t have that problem. I am constantly trying to get rid of people, akin to Larry David portraying Larry David on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’ People can be tiresome, especially when they value the vacuous. Example A.
Ever since I encouraged her to take the Buzzfeed ‘How Privileged Are You Quiz’ our friendship blew to bits. Our results varied drastically, while I got very privileged Susan got not privileged at all.
Susan: You’ve been the only black person in the room before?
Me: Yeah plenty of times.
Silence…bleeding silence.
Me: I mean but I did grow up on the Upper East Side so…there were like three black families and I’m not even sure one counts, because he was adopted by a white family…
I ramble trying to make her feel better about growing up in a low income neighborhood. Why she cared so much was beyond me, but she retakes the test until she gets a better result.
Susan: Oh yeah…I’ve been the only black person in the room too.
The whole point of the test was an exercise in gratitude. But her ego coupled with insecurity morphed it something nasty. I told her she should be proud of all the things she’s surmounted, instead she gained an inferiority complex revealing a competitive, envious streak in her. In hindsight it was a side of her that was always there. Just to get one up on me she would damage circumstances that were mutually beneficial for us both. Unfortunately our society breeds this dog eat dog, if you’re not first you’re last, number one or bust mentality. When the reality is there’s enough abundance to go around for everyone. We can all win, someone’s success doesn’t equate to your failure. We can both be great no matter where it all started.
How do you see the world? Are you someone who builds other’s up or knocks them down?