Let me start off by saying Summer Thomas is the villain this season. I don’t know what happened, but anybody can get the business. Summer makes Shanice Henderson cry during a game, when she says the latter is the worst dresser in the bunch. Mind you, it wasn’t even her turn to answer. Shanice responds by cursing everyone out, going upstairs and sobbing in the bathroom. Endeavoring to comfort Shanice, Bria Fleming proceeds upstairs to find out why she’s triggered. Shanice explains she recently lost her job and can’t splurge on clothes. What does Bria say?
“She doesn’t dress nice either.”
Stunned. The way I would’ve asked Bria to please leave my room. I cannot believe she said that, like what…
Then here comes newbie Noelle Hughley, talking to Alex Tyree with his fine ass and melodic voice, like they’re in a relationship. He just met you and hooked up with the person you came with!! When she said to him, “You’re acting single, but I was acting single last night.” Girl, girl, noooooooooooooo. He is not your man, you don’t know him! And he was interested until you said that! Since Summer didn’t care I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!
What really took me over the edge? Amir Lancaster’s recap regarding Phil not being allowed to visit as a house guest. You’ll have to watch Sunday’s episode for that one. Phil violated o.d last year, deadass.
Shout out to Jasmine Ellis Cooper with the black girl math, that’s the exact time it took for me to fix my hair, fucking around at my friend’s beach house. Segueing into Miss Jordan Emmanuel, you are gorgeous with or without hair, it’s actually rude. If you need proof just ask drunk Nick Arrington. That being said, I’m obsessed with this show. Beautiful, well-dressed, intelligent, ambitious, cool, funny black people, who are perfectly unhinged. Everyone is chef’s kiss! Also Preston Mitchum is serving lewks! He’s my vote for best dressed. Do yourself a favor, catch up before the messiness escalates. Also who’s the most emotionally unhinged? Via: Boujee Bravo Bitches
Updated: 4/11/2024 2:39am