Gwyneth Paltrow Sit Down

Minding my business, looking up which celebrities are of Caribbean heritage, to find one white face in the scroll.
Gwyneth Paltrow…
I can’t.
She’s just too much, her great grandmother is from Barbados. I’m cracking up. This is not who I envision when I rep my set. Out of all people (read Cindy Adams Stars Versus Spectacles). She’s a busy bitch. Now her Hot Ones spice tolerance adds up. This is a white woman who can eat authentic jerk chicken, not that sugary sweet crap we dish out to said demographic. Have you eaten real Caribbean food? Via: The New York Times

Happy Birthday RiRi

Rounding out my top three style icons is Rihanna, the Caribbean pisces princess queen. Never forget when she put those people on that plane and they never saw her and that’s it’s ugly until she wears it. Her birthday like Kurt Cobain’s was on the 20th of February, icons only. What’s your favorite Bad Girl Riri song? Via: Slice Dot Ca