Dear Illuminati,
I didn’t mean what I said in the group chat, I was just joshing. Now that I’m merged with my twin flame, we’d like to join. We’ll be on our best behavior. I know it’s hard to believe after my enslaving the government comments and all that greater access to your energy stuff, but I was playing around. You’ve all treated me so kindly. Why wouldn’t I return the favor, multiplied (read The Illuminati Is Real)?
Speaking of Stop The Steal, I’d like to share a snippet of the group chat with you all. A reminder of who the fuck I am.
Democracy was created by me, it’s part of my purpose. There’s no real rigging, since Donald Trump used the same means to become President in 2016. Hilary Clinton was the real winner. According to nepo-baby Trump, it’s only fair when he does it, because his daddy said. There’s absolutely no evidence of my communicating with anyone about the 2020 election. Lest we forget Donald Trump was going to kill everyone by denying science. Dr. Fauci standing ten toes down on vaccinations and providing essential workers with proper equipment saved America. Allowing the entire world to open up again. One country down meant every country down. Dr. Fauci is a hero, while Donald Trump’s a satanist, trying to off people for population control. That’s why I set him and Republican Party up for: crimes against humanity, profit over people, hypocrisy, misogyny, racism, child endangerment, stupidity and antisemitism…amongst other things.
The Democrats I hate work for republican Rupert Murdoch (read Rupert Murdoch Lies About DA Endorsement). The Murdoch’s made false claims that the machines were to blame. Nope, it was me. Don’t tap my fucking phone, don’t disrespect me, don’t coerce me into anything after abusing me (read Kanye West Confirms Harassing Me). All of you are sooooo smart right, A.I nerds, Elon Musk? So why don’t you have any tangible evidence to submit to court? Entitled nepo-babies Trump & Musk never think things through, anyone who believed them fit to lead is an idiot. Do you think I’m someone to fuck with based on these facts? Thanks for validating me, what I am. Unfortunately your services are no longer needed. Enjoy that time, Xoxo Athena & Horus. Via: The Guardian & Saint_Twenty
