“Then again, I moved here because you people are all so stupid,’ he said. ‘You’ll take anyone at face value as long as he’s white and has money. With computers coming and all these new IDs I needed to put down roots and you made it easy. All I had to do was make you think I needed help and here comes that famous Southern hospitality.”
-The Southern Book Club’s Guide To Slaying Vampires
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