Move over Royal Tenebaums, especially Margot Tenebaum, there’s another Wes Anderson costume deserving of the spotlight. Before we get into all that, Gwyneth Paltrow is literally a classic Halloween costume (read Cindy Adams Stars Versus Spectacles). Mentally ill, wannabe, never gonna be, Annabelle Wallis who? She’ll get dragged in upcoming articles. Bitch you could never, there are levels, she can’t see you from hers. Paltrow needs to get an order of protection against her. I digress.
Halloween costumes aren’t all about being sexy, it’s also about dressing balls to the wall outlandish. Out of all The Darjeeling Limited characters Francis Whitman is the most fun fit. Go grab a ton of gauze, bandages, literally two bandaids (one across the bridge of the nose, the other on the cheek), and dark makeup for bruises. While the head gear is mandatory you have the chose of a business causal suit, or stark white pj’s. Blacking out a tooth, a cane and Hawaiian lei are optional, as is a bloody nose and luggage. Trust me, you’ll be noticed. Which variation is your favorite? Via: Pinterest, Tumblr & Filmgazm