Then There’s My Screenshots

Told you I’ve been doing this since eleven, it’s child’s play bb. First and foremost I’d like to thank East Side Middle School, had we not been vicious Upper East Side bitches we wouldn’t have turned on one another every other week. I mean we went to war over who real, who fake and who said what about whom. We held each other accountable, making sure everyone kept the same energy. High key gangster, now that I’m thinking about it.

Second I’d like to thank AOL, the OG of these IPs, for creating AIM instant messenger. Where it all began. Without which, I wouldn’t have learned to screenshot and document evidence when a fraudulent bitch lied. The way we pulled up those saved conversations to prove someone was talking mess just yesterday about their bff, was as epic as our screen names. Honorary shoutout to the ones I can remember, JoFoLovesIt, JuicyApples829…after all these years those are the only ones I remember. Besides mine of course, CottonHands, which was not a reference to slavery, but a poem I wrote that erred on the sci-fi side. Pause: I also remember Shopgal15, because our friend wanted us to call her that irl and we said hell nah.

Lastly I’d like to thank Mr. Marino, the family attorney who employed my stepdad. You were family, may you rest. You told me to paper trail everything. Documenting evidence properly is essential when it comes to legal damages. Some of the best advice I’ve ever been given, it’s changed my life. Love you signor.
Let this be a lesson, don’t ever fucking play with me, cause I don’t play like that. If I tell you I’m testing you, don’t invalidate a Goddess. That’s how you end up getting got. Stay smart. Enjoy your weekend. Via: Modern Life Mama