I’m apologizing for disrespecting you by comparing you to Jade Jagger, all of Mick Jagger’s daughters look like piglets, but Jade is your dead ringer. Still, you’re galaxies above her: you’re intelligent, better looking, iconic, your career is one of the most legendary and you can keep a man. Copying your aesthetic is the smartest thing Jade has ever done. You guys have something else in common, prison, you’ve been and she’s going. I will be pressing charges against her for the hate crime her trailer trash family committed against me, as well as being an accessory to murder and perjury. Clink clink Jade, this is your future you psychopath. Turns out she had it coming. Thank Melanie ugly, satanist, murder, rapist, deal with the devil Hamrick, and your stupidity. Enjoy your time. Should Jade watch Chicago to prepare? Via: The_Theater_Lovers
