Barack Obama Is Glowing

Barack Obama is tan af and I feel a way about it…I will be heading to the beach to maintain my dark glory. I’ll literally compete with anyone in a race to purple, anyone. It really doesn’t matter if they’re aware or not. I was just taken aback by his glow and need to ensure mine doesn’t falter. I get so depressed watching my tan fade. It’s an obsession. Trust I know that the people I started this tradition with, we’re all still competing silently. I see you bitches. The race is that real. Tan safely everyone, it evens out your skin. Via: Hello Magazine US