Yes I’m very much behind in informing the public what to watch, but it’s coming! What better way to lead into upcoming reviews than a little Mary Cosby amuse-bouche. Here’s a compilation of some of her best quotes from Real Housewives Of Salt Lake. If you don’t think Mary Cosby is funny, I feel sorry for you. Get a sense of humor. She is housewife gold: rich, blunt, hilarious, out of touch, scandalous, perfectly emotionally unhinged. To this very day when I hear her opening line of “If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you,” I laugh to tears. Like what…also she has sent him though, look at Jen Shah. Don’t mess with Mary. I’m about to rewatch last season stoned af. I can’t believe you smell like hospital isn’t up here! Which quote is your fave? Creator: Buzzfeed