Happy Holidays! For the first time since 2005 Christmas and the first day of Hanukkah overlap. A rare occasion that’s only happened 5 times in 114 years. Believing this divine timing had something to do with the revelations and my twin flame, I researched the odds.
Rewatching classics How The Grinch Stole Christmas & Gremlins, I saw things from a very different perspective. A legal one. I don’t care how big the Grinch’s heart grew, you break into my house, steal my shit, empty my fridge, I’m calling the cops. Idgaf if it’s Christmas, you’re going to jail.
Cut to Gremlins. The Chinese shop owner told that white man to leave Gizmo alone. What does he do? Buy it from his grandson, a literal child. The sheer amount of destruction and death those gremlins caused, his family should’ve been held responsible. That town was decimated, it would take months and millions to repair the damage. The dad escapes relatively unscathed, while his wife has a bandage on her forehead and his son wears a sling for his broken arm, both of them fighting for their lives on Christmas. As a resident, a neighbor, I woulda been PISSED! Where’s the lie? You feel me or nah? Via: Yardbarker & The Mirror US
Updated: 12/26/2024 12:10am
