Holiday Criminals: Gremlins & The Grinch

Happy Holidays! For the first time since 2005 Christmas and the first day of Hanukkah overlap. A rare occasion that’s only happened 5 times in 114 years. Believing this divine timing had something to do with the revelations and my twin flame, I researched the odds.

Rewatching classics How The Grinch Stole Christmas & Gremlins, I saw things from a very different perspective. A legal one. I don’t care how big the Grinch’s heart grew, you break into my house, steal my shit, empty my fridge, I’m calling the cops. Idgaf if it’s Christmas, you’re going to jail.

Cut to Gremlins. The Chinese shop owner told that white man to leave Gizmo alone. What does he do? Buy it from his grandson, a literal child. The sheer amount of destruction and death those gremlins caused, his family should’ve been held responsible. That town was decimated, it would take months and millions to repair the damage. The dad escapes relatively unscathed, while his wife has a bandage on her forehead and his son wears a sling for his broken arm, both of them fighting for their lives on Christmas. As a resident, a neighbor, I woulda been PISSED! Where’s the lie? You feel me or nah? Via: Yardbarker & The Mirror US

Updated: 12/26/2024 12:10am

Mood: Holiday Host With The Most

How hosts feel after the holiday’s. Sure you’re left with the majority of food and drinks, but you also have the biggest mess leftover. Hosting ain’t easy.

Artist: Phaedra Peer

Thanksgiving Tip

I am not going to put up recipes, since this is my first year. To go all out would be like the first pancake, a waste. But I will give you a tip.

Don’t wear jewelry when cooking. My first time as Thanksgiving hostess with the mostest, I went full out, dressed up and learned the hard way that it will burn your skin. Duh. The kitchen is three hundred degrees. Never did that again.

Otherwise be grateful for the things you have, that is the whole point of the holiday. Name five things you’re grateful for. Happy Thanksgiving.