Melanie Hamrick Isn’t L’wren Scott Hot

L’wren Scott is sexy af at all ages. If Melanie uggo Hamrick made it as prima ballerina the successful, talented, life of the party, gorgeous L’wren would still be alive. Raggedy Anne could NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, she’s not about that life. A talentless, unattractive, entitled fame whore, looking for a come up. Mick Jagger has to choose you for IT girl status, not be forced by black magic.

At least principal dancer Jose Manuel Carreño loved her, she wasn’t even on his level. Looking into it, Jose Manuel was about twenty years older than Raggedy Anne. No wonder she’s youth obsessed. She can’t bag anyone her age, because she isn’t pretty, cool, or interesting. Being young is all she has going for her. Standing next to elderly men is the only way for the Ratty Patty sisters to look decent (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution).

Melanie’s lack of pulchritude is the reason she allows an old man to continuously disrespect her, while the chosen move on to other suitors. Ratty Patty’s only connected to her victim. Tragic. Ain’t no way, ain’t no fucking way I’d be sticking around with bitches on boats with Leo D (read Melanie Hamrick Can’t Hang With DiCaprio), or an entire album dedicated to someone else. Like what. He never did this to L’wren Scott, you have eyes, you see why. No wonder Jerry Hall seethed with jealousy (read Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott). Pathetic. You’re welcome for saving your family’s life. Enjoy your time, xoxo Athena. Photographers: Albert Sanchez & Tony McGee

Updated: 9/1/2024 1:09am