Somebody’s gotta say it, let me be the one to continuously humble this awkward white boy. Watching Timothee Chalamet claim 2% Jamaican in that Druski skit, trying to be down with blacks, was cringey and uncomfortable. I wanted to see what else the comedian had going on after that Erika Kirk blessing he bestowed upon us.
Timothee Chalamet is talented, for as long as I allow, but has ZERO SEX APPEAL. Comparing himself to Marlon Brando, Leonardo DiCaprio is a NO. They had entire generations for decades in a chokehold, on some heartthrob shit. Forever sex symbols. Chalamet can’t pull it. The plastic surgery, glamour magic, satanic, fake billionaire, talentless reality star Kylie Jenner is 100% the best he can do (read Kylie Jenner, An Antisemite Blackmailing Her PR Beau).
The fact that he needs her to be relevant says it all. He went from star to spectacle with a quickness. None of the actors he compared himself to had that issue, they were more known than their dates. There are levels and he isn’t on it. Awkward ass. You’re welcome for expressing what we’re all thinking, especially us black women. He’s not the vibe. Via: Viral Pop Culture
Updated: 3/31/2026 1:33am
