Who knew my esoteric knowledge of rockstars would save the world? Helping solve religious inconsistencies and mysteries throughout history. Discovering Mick Jagger is Satan incarnate, responsible for The 27 Club and demises of many artists beyond that, I realized the longevity of The Rolling Stones is due in part, to him destroying other bands (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club).
In the 70’s, The Beatles broken up, Led Zeppelin threatened to overshadow The Stones. Robert Plant not only looked the part of a rock god, long golden tendrils, but easily places first or second when it comes to greatest male vocalists of the genre. Surpassing Mick Jagger by leaps and bounds when ranked. Every member of Led Zeppelin has writing credits and capabilities, a skill that eluded founding Stones Brian Jones, casting him in the Glimmer Twins shadow. With Robert Plant contributing the majority of songs, alongside Jimmy Page. Too much talent, this won’t do for Mick Jagger, so he dismantles them. Going after Robert Plant the hardest.
This is where the magic happens. When it comes to curls contemporaries Robert Plant & Roger Daltry are close contenders. To the average eye. To a black woman’s eye, it’s evident the former possess a thickness we don’t attribute to white people. This smoking gun causes me to look up Robert Plant’s ancestry. He could borderline make bundles, because his mother was a gypsy. A fun fact I’ve carried around for decades, oblivious it’d be used as proof in biblical revelations.
Romani’s are a nomadic people that originated in India thousands of year ago, making their way throughout Europe overtime. Robert Plant is Romanichal (Indian hair is used for weave, those genes passed down). Precisely why Mick Jagger killed his firstborn son Karac Plant, as a birthday gift to himself. The Holocaust is one of the many heinous acts he brags about in ‘Sympathy For The Devil.’ Jewish people weren’t the only ones placed in concentration camps, the Gypsy population was also decimated. Unbefitting to the Nazis’ Aryan ideal, they were systematically and barbarically executed for having dark features.
Due to his heritage Robert Plant is almost killed in two separate car accidents- 1970 where he loses a tooth, the other in 1975 while vacationing with his family in Greece.
Undeterred, Mick Jagger finally gets satisfaction on July 26th 1977 for his 34th birthday, successfully taking the life of Robert Plant’s five year old son. Squeezing that poor baby’s soul out of his tiny body, with a stomach virus (trust me, I know). How euphoric he must’ve felt watching his hate crime play out in the media.
But Zeppelin keeps going. The death of his firstborn only causes a hiatus. Tenacious, Mick Jagger kills drummer John Bonham September 25th 1980, 24 years before my baby sacrificed himself. Finally putting an end to the band. Overcome with sorrow the surviving members conclude the show can’t go on without affable, beloved Bonzo.
I think Robert Plant struck a nerve, because he looks the Aryan dream. Blue eyes, blond hair, but had a bloodline Satan didn’t feel worthy of the aesthetic. Causing indignation within Mick Jagger’s Nazi delusion. He’s not only a monster, but a cheater when it comes to music. How can you call yourself the best when you literally slaughter the competition? Let’s get real, Mick Jagger is overrated. Soulless, he’s never been exhilarated or heartbroken by love (something he’s unable to do), he’s barely experienced tumult, only given it, rendering him incapable of writing high caliber lyrics. Overall Mick Jagger lacks depth, Keith Richards is the poet (he tried to killed him too, succeeding in taking the life of him and Anita Pallenberg’s baby). Without the bands rhythm section the music would be complete trash. Look at ‘Start Me Up,’ wtf is he really saying? Doesn’t matter, with the band backing him, his nonsensical, sparse lyrics are elevated. It’s his showmanship and high energy performances that differentiate him, but is that fair? He’s using supernatural satanic powers to do so. An octogenarian, Mick Jagger takes the energy of those he kills so he run across the stage like he’s 20 years old. When you get down to it, he’s subpar, it’s his bad boy persona that makes him the ultimate rockstar. The clothing, the drama, the chicks etc…music isn’t his forte, being the wickedest creature is. The great deceiver. Where’s the lie? Sorry not sorry, you’re not that major Michael and you know it, or you’d have let the other artists live. Via: Pinterest, Tumblr & Wikipedia
Updated: 4/15/2025 11:09pm
