A List Of Abuses Mick Jagger Has Done To Me

Keith Richards has every right to complain about that bitch with bangs, Brenda. Mick Jagger is insufferable. Richards deserves an Olympic medal for dealing with him the entirety of his life. I would rather shoot myself in the fucking face than to interact with Mick, again. Melanie Hamrick talking shit about him on troll accounts, stating he’s a loser and L’wren Scott deserved better, is accurate af (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory). Trust, she’s miserable. Definition of be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it. Miss me with the dumb ish from that nagging, controlling, self-absorbed, mentally ill asshole. Every single interaction with Michael Philip Jagger is transactional and a power play, even his performative goodness. He’s exhausting. Dude has a plethora of personality disorders stemming from his missing empathy chip.

Everyone keep in mind he was clairvoyant, knew he would be rendered powerless and got to work (read Revelation 3: Stones Albums Are Prophetic). Before I rescinded my witchcraft, he gave me a groin hernia. Due to malnourishment I’ve since developed an umbilical hernia, which has left my stomach distended. The rockstar was attempting to give me cancer (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). Prior to dealing with the pedophile demon I’ve never had a single health problem, never sprained an ankle, pulled a muscle, strained anything or broken a bone. Fainting from dehydration is the as serious as it got. Add it to the list of Michael Philip Jagger’s abuses:

He’s sitting here, shaking his bones because I took his ability to fully perform away (read Mick Jagger Ain’t Going On Tour), under the impression he’s continuing to get away with something. The reality is he’s going back to hell with a bang. A painful exit after his true colors are exposed. As in the blackmail he’s collected on the elites, that Melanie Hamrick found, being revealed to the public (read Mick Jagger’s Life Is Almost Over). His only source of power now, Kali & Shiva. Via: Hello Magazine & Vanity Fair

Updated: 8/22/2026 9:32am