Mick Jagger Has BDE, B Stands For Baby

Perhaps Mick Jagger thinks having sex with children is appropriate, because it’s proportional to the size of his private parts. The Rolling Stones frontman has big balls and a small penis. The math maths, he behaves as such, overcompensating with all those kids, treats people like crap. He’s also the Devil incarnated, so there’s that (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…).

The only person who defended him against this truth is Jerry Hall, the dimwitted hillbilly he treated like shit for two decades. She’ll do anything for someone who can’t stand her. Having a father that beat her senseless, Hall equates toxicity to love. Girl, get therapy. Meanwhile when someone gives her the world, Rupert Murdoch, she destroys the relationship, still in love with her abuser. Family, the tribe you’re born into, is the first place one learns.

Keith Richards reminded everyone about it in his memoir, something Marianne Faithfull confided in him. Supermodel Janice Dickinson also said the rockstar has a small d*ck. Never forget Jerry Hall threatened to pull a gun on her.

Is it any wonder her tried to enlarge his member with a bee ceremony? Lewis Dvorkin/Shiva/Jesus didn’t have that problem, TRUST. He acted like it, too. Exuding confidence, treating me sacredly, as opposed to trying to murder and traffic me. One of them is a real man and it ain’t Mick baby dick Jagger. Via: Best_Pics_Of_Stones, Mirror & The Standard

Updated: 1/10/2026 10:10am