This is the shit I’m talking about, right here. September 28th 2026 Jerry Hall had Grazia UK caption “Jerry Forever” for her cover shoot. That’s approximately two days after I posted “Bianca Jagger Supremacy Forever,” September 26th 2026. A grown ass woman stalking what I’m doing and using it to be a pick me. All under the guise of this Texan sweetheart bullshit (read Jerry Hall Is A Bigger Loser Than Melanie Hamrick). Dude, get an entire life.
It’s become incredibly evident Jerry Hall has serious mental issues, which makes sense based off Georgia May Jagger. Parading around doing anything for the male gaze, specifically for Mick Jagger’s attention. HE DON’T LIKE YOU HILLBILLY HOE. BIANCA JAGGER WAS HIS ONLY WIFE. YOU’RE A HOMEWRECKER WHO GOT KARMA. Luciana Gimenez served it. He still taps that, he’s not trying to crack those desperate cakes Hall’s offering. He’s never shown this much affection towards Jerry Hall or Melanie Hamrick, because he doesn’t fuck with them, heavy (read Melanie Hamrick And Kids Out Of Mick’s Will). Are you well bitch?
Melanie blackmailing him after using witchcraft to off L’Wren Scott and cast a love spell, while Jerry Hall aids her out of jealousy, says it all (read Noor Alfallah Found Suitors Sans Black Magic). Mind you Raggedy Anne wants to BE L’Wren, not dumb bitch Jerry. Why is that? Embarrassed for the hillbilly.
Jerry Hall proceeds to come for Rupert Murdoch for no longer wanting any communication with her, praising Mick Jagger for their continued relationship instead. Um, rewind. Rupert Murdoch was affable at first, still inviting her to his estates and more, until it became abundantly clear she used him, horrifically. She can’t even do that right. If you’re going to play that game do it Salma Hayek’s way- married that billionaire who owns a conglomeration of luxury goods and CAA, giving them control over Hollywood. Thanks to me, he finds out she planned on using witchcraft to unalive him, and guess what? He ain’t going nowhere because he didn’t sign a prenup. That’s a woman getting things DONE properly. Jerry Hall is a joke. Ruined the generous billionaire lifestyle Murdoch immersed her in, for the unrequited love of an ex. Who openly, OPENLY, cheated on her. Having a two year affair with Carla Bruni (amongst a plethora of others). Taking the 90’s supermodel on vacation over helping Hall with their newborn baby. Girl sit your dumb ass down. A bimbo. Letting that man play in her face for DECADES. Now she’s 70 and alone, due to her own handiwork. This is why Mick Jagger expects me to forgive his abuse. I’ll fade that old nigga forreal. Go to jail for hurting the elderly. I don’t play like that, I have dignity and self respect. Whereas Jerry Hall is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Via: GraziaUK, Harper’s Bazaar Spain & Busao Curitiba
Update: 10/7/2026 11:41pm
