Rupert Murdoch Replaces Jerry Hall

Congratulations to Rupert Murdoch and fifth wife Elena Zhukova! This is a step in the right direction, marrying someone intelligent after I pointed out the error of his ways. Jerry Hall is a bimbo who made him stupider. How are you an iconic supermodel, yet retired marine biologist Elena Murdoch possesses better taste, as we can see from their wedding attire, and aged better than you? Both ladies are 67, but Elena Murdoch looks at least a decade younger. She’s the one I’d take skincare advice from.

But what do we have here? Looks like third wife Wendi Deng Murdoch could’ve introduced the lovebirds. As we see her hanging out with Rupert’s new stepdaughter Dasha Zhukova, Mick Jagger and his ex-girlfriend, milf Noor Alfallah.

Looks like Melanie uggo Hamrick and Jerry Hall have a lot more in common than originally suspected, both are pathetic losers Mick Jagger doesn’t respect, or want (read Marianne Faithfull Loved L’wren & Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott). At least he desired the latter once, Jerry Hall is beautiful and talented after all. Unlike uneven face, mentally ill, talentless Melanie (read Melanie Hamrick Provides No Satisfaction & Melanie Hamrick Is NEVER Mick’s GF). What happened Melanie, lies catching up to you? You stalker bitch, so ugly you had to sell your soul to rape an old man after murdering his lover, then have the temerity to continue spreading delusions of loyalty when he doesn’t even remember how he met you. Paying fake ass fans to post that he’s leaving you money, that you’re married. When the reality is you’re blackmailing and coercing people with the information you have over them. You inherit nothing, I know he’s not giving you money now, he doesn’t like you or your murder rape baby. And here I am the Hackney Diamonds album, his only ex-fiancée. You’re an ugly joke, enjoy jail then hell. How’s his Brazilian girlfriend btw (read Melanie Hamrick Can’t Hang With DiCaprio)? Or did he replace her already, we know you’re never the real partner, just a black magician rapist (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory. L’wren Scott was treated better than both these weirdos for a reason. Enjoy your time fake ass fans, clout chasers and posers. He’s still obsessed with me, duh (read Me, Sutton Stracke And Melanie Hamrick), look at me, look at you. Athena.Via: The National & Who’s Dated Who

Updated: 6/6/2024 2:51am