Happy Birthday Keith Richards!

Quite possibly the last fucking rockstar. Keith Richards publicly cancelling an unannounced Rolling Stones tour to Mick Jagger’s chagrin, due to lack of commitment. Blithe af. This is premium behavior. I mean…add it to the list. You are witnessing Archangel Michael in real time (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). The only person in the band who can stand up to Mick without dire repercussions of disease and/or death. Try as Satan incarnated might, and boy has he, Keef is impregnable.

Beyond stopping the Devil from fascinating more people, I like to think putting the depraved narcissist in his place is also for Charlie Watts (read The Art Of Fascination).

KEITH RICHARDS FOREVERRRRRRRR! A legend, an icon, a boss, the only living Stone I wouldn’t turn on. It’s his riffs and instrumentals I miss. Happy birthday, I love you. Via: Spin Magazine & Jaquana Cornelius