Revelation 6: A Trickster In Disguise

2 Corinthians 11:14: “And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light.”

What’s crazier about this message between ex-fiancé Mick Jagger and I, that he pretends to be an archangel or begs me not to do drugs? I’ll let you decide. Personally I think it’s the latter. Literally The Rolling Stones invented sex, drugs & rock n’ roll, we learned from them. The Mick Jagger asking me to stay sober is wild. I can confirm for once pathologically lying Jerry Hall is telling the truth about his heroin intake (read Jerry Hall Lies About L’wren Scott). He told me it’s a good drug unless you abuse it.

Down to his name Satan pretends to be archangel Michael, earning my trust beyond idolizing him as a rockstar. Michael Philip Jagger tells me on September 29th 2020 that’s he’s my guardian angel. He pays my student loan, gets rid of the Jakupi brothers, pretends to be a revolutionary hero, a civil rights activist…it’s all a lie (read Revelation 5: Definition Of Mick Jagger’s Name). His angelic looks and hypnotic eyes are apart of his charm and deception. Meanwhile the real Saint Michael is Keith fucking Richards, who looks far more demonic than Mick (read Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael). Try as he might to off his lifelong companion, Mick can’t afflict him with diseases like cancer, cause him to fatally overdose, nor set him on fire (one time in Laurel Canyon he escaped by jumping out of a window), amongst other things. He’s the only member who can stand up to him sans dire consequences. It also explains why I won’t turn on him.

Mick Jagger, as Satan is tasked to do, achieves world domination. He’s also the biggest serial killer in the world, especially when it comes to the infamous 27 Club. Just WAIT til that tea is served. Not one, but two rockstars came with ghostly assists regarding the matter. Told you ghosts tell me secrets, proved it with L’wren Scott and ugly Melanie Hamrick. And yet even I almost fainted at how major these revelations were, with them I prove black magic murders are indeed being committed. Sue me for defamation where (read Salma Hayek Is Evil AF)? Your goose is cooked sluts, you chose the right nigger and deserve to be tricked by Mick. Multiple divines have entered the chat and you will reap what you sow multiplied. Enjoy your time, xoxo Athena. Via: Daily News & Jaquana Cornelius (Saint_Twenty)

Updated: 10/16/2024 3:19am