Chrissy Teigen Tweets: Adrenochrome Is Real

Chrissy Teigen, I’d like to thank you for incriminating the shit out of everyone by proving Adrenochrome is real. For the unaware, you can only produce Adrenochrome from the blood of a scared child. These kids are tortured and abused physically and sexually to do so. This is how octogenarian Mick Jagger was able to run across stage, along with siphoning energy, especially through sex magic. It’s also how celebrities maintain youth.

The model also confirmed pizza means children (read Chrissy Teigen Pedo Tweets 2). Again, the entire American Government is in on it. It’s not just the Republicans, it’s not just Donald Trump, the fuck you thought Barack Obama’s $65,000 pizza party was about? All in the name of sacrificing to Mick Satan Jagger, the biggest pedo of them all (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…). The creator and boss of the trafficking ring.

Circling back, imagine what $65,000 worth of pizza amounts to, that’s an affordable food. Divide the average pie by that total. Get a clue guys. No staff needs THAT MUCH PIZZA. Via: BringJesssTheHorizonn

The Pleasures Of Pizza

We spent a long day down by the lake, doing all sorts of fun filled activities. When we finally returned to our rented out lodge, it’s floor to ceiling glass windows, framing resplendent views of the woods and the water, we were drained. Everyone was hungry, everyone was too tired to cook. Not one person in the group of 13 could lift a finger, except to call the nearest pizza place. Anybody who doesn’t like pizza is soulless, the topping preferences vary, of course.

Just as the top of the first box is lifted revealing pepperoni, peppers and red onions.

I wake up.

Furious I try in vain to go back, but my subconscious has moved on. The worst incomplete dreams:

  • Sex Dreams
  • Food Dreams
  • Shopping Sprees
  • About to go on vacation

What was your last incomplete dream? Photo: Cult Classic